FSM War Protest

Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles – Not War

Make Noodles - Not War

You can contact Nick here: [email protected]

377 Responses to “FSM War Protest”

  1. TheSunIsATeacup says:

    I am SO not getting any work done.

  2. Nate says:

    I happen to know the FSM on a very personable level, and from my vast experience with him I know it’s compltetly for war, any type of war. The FSM loves to watch and partake in mass bloodshed, especially of innocent people. The FSM controls the earth and what happens on it, and makes sure there is some kind of innocent life being lossed for some mundane reason through the history of the world almost consistently. I mean look he lets pirates control the earths temp. More pirates the more safe our earths temp. stays and pirates or known for their murdering, plundering, raping, stealing, and anything else all for the “booty.” A creater like that must love war.

  3. liz says:

    oookay….first things first
    landlubber, your title is apt
    for a true pastafarian would know the eight ‘I’d rather you didn’t’s”
    FSM specificially states that people should not be killed in his name. do your homework.
    secondly, these people…..nate…who claim to know his noodlyness should, as stated above, do thier homework. if you had read the gospel, you would know that no murdering occurred by our hands, we just made a guy pee in his pants. this view is purely propaganda.

  4. nikkiee says:

    FSM is a peaceful pasta.

  5. young-republican says:

    we shouldn’t be at war???
    did the noodleist followers forget about 9/11.
    becuase i surely did not! let us support our troops, they are the home team right??? why would you rebel against your own country???
    if you do rebel against the american way …..

  6. The Aussie says:

    Oh god… It’s people like that who flew the planes INTO the towers. Anyway, what the hell did Iraq have to do with the 11th of september anyway?

  7. Nick the Infidel says:

    Young Repub, you might think that your little yellow ribbon bumper magnet is all it takes to “support the troops”. I tend to think that the troops would prefer things like body armor and clean water. The best thing we can do to “support the troops” is to have policy and strategy that is grounded in REALITY. The reality that this administration has continuously disseminated through rhetoric and propaganda, has never matched up with the reality on the ground.
    The Cheneyesque line that anyone who questions this war, or how it is waged, is unpatriotic, has worn quite thin. Blind alegiance is not patriotic. “Dissent is the greatest form of patriotism” – Thomas Jefferson.
    If you would cut FOX news off for a second you might have come to realize that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.
    If our boys are the home team, then who is the away team? Why then are we playing at their stadium? Why the hell is this “game” in its 34th inning. Whats the score again? Damn, sports analogies really suck.
    Were not rebelling against “the American Way”. Were rebelling against jackasses like you who claim that lying to the American people to start a war, propaganda, torture, new-age nukes, etc., are all apart of “the American Way”. They are not!

    Thanks for playing, but please don’t claim to speak for America in the future.

  8. Wosret says:

    Our Saucy master is peace loving… and totally against wars, especially the ones no one really knows the reason for, or that have no forseeable way to win, and cost money and man power for reasons too hard to explain… Ya, that isn’t what the FSM is about at all. Great to hear about the war protest, make noodles not war indeed.

    Become a pirate, save the world. Arrrr.