FSM vs God

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632 Responses to “FSM vs God”

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  1. Excelsior says:

    Venos:
    So you don’t take away any part of your Bible? Not even Leviticus 20:13 that orders you to murder all the gays? Is that what you teach your children? There are many verses like that, some even more blood-thirsty! If you can’t find them then ask me. Btw, do you ever read the Bible? I don’t believe in your God but I read your Bible twice! Most Christians don’t read the Bible. All they know is “The Lord’s Prayer” and “The Lord is my Shepherd”. Is that all you cherry-pick too?

    • Howard Botha says:

      Excelsior , you are taking the bible too literally , what they mean is “murder” them sexually – give them a good pounding!!! they are actually encouraging homosexuality

  2. Fred Phelps says:

    My favourite bit was where Lot offered his daughters to the mob of gay rapists; and then later, ensconced in his cave, committed incest with both of them to breed a new clan. Best advice I ever got!

    • Rasputin says:

      Dear Fred, well said. Please come here more often.

      • Fred Phelps says:

        Rasputin, It’s difficult to get time off from down here and the keyboard keeps melting. Luckily, The FSM regularly visits and offers hope for the eternally-damned.

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  6. Hey Mon says:

    At last I have discovered the sacred music sent by FSM – Pirate Metal, exemplified by Alestorm. Blessed be the FSM.

  7. Captain B says:

    And there was me thinking Pirate Metal was grape shot and cold steel; and Alestorm the unpleasant result of a gross surfeit of ale. Combined, they are formidable. Arghhh….. fond memories….

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