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your a joke

Published October 23rd, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Do something better with your life, your a joke.

I was just curious about why it is you think that the monster is in any way equal belief to other religions. Why exactly did you begin this religion (?), what were your thoughts? I can begin to come to my own conclusions on your thought process, but i wonder if you could exlplain it to me. This subject seems to be pretty important to you, but why would you spend so much time to take hope or beliefs away from others? Do you think that you are simply much more intelligent than the many brilliant men who have come to the conclusion that God exists, or have you simply discovered something they had no access to?

Please respond to this e-mail, this is the MOST important subject any person will ever face. I would appreciate a response.

fsm? what?

Published October 21st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I stumbled upon your website and I just have to say, WHAT THE HECK? I’m trying to understand, but I just don’t get it. You invented your own religion that says pirates are holy and that we should pray to noodles? Are you on something? I’m trying to be open minded, but when I looked at your “evidence” all you had was people’s opinions. That’s all fine and well, but I need a little more proof than that. You can’t just go around making up new religions and shoving it down people’s throats. If I wanted to, I could say that the world was crated by aliens and that to go to heaven you have to be a gypsy and pray to cabbage, but that doesn’t make it true. Did you make this religion just to make fun of others or do you really believe it? If you do, the way you’re advertising it to the world isn’t going to make anyone take your religion seriously. And if the FSM is god and is the ultimate being in the universe, why would it take the form of a flying spaghetti monster. People are going to make fun of you even more than the mormons. If you’re trying to convert people put more information on the site, cause I looked at it and it still makes no sense to me.

Weirding me out a bit, but still curious,

Is this a joke?

Published October 21st, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

Is this a joke? Why are you so anti-Christian that you would go so far as to try and make the government not teach any creation theory? We have heard enough outta Darwin about how the earth “evolved”. He even admitted that what he wrote he did not believe. So, that leaves Pastafarianism and Christianity. To start, how many people are seriously going to take pasta as their lord? It’s just so rediculous. That’s all I can say. Not to mention that the more science reveales, the more it backs the Bible up. Now, on the last note, and this kinda applys to all “religions” (k, that brings up another note…) Christianity is the only “religion” that has a saviour to come and rescue his people. Every other religion, and I refer to them as religion of purpose, has prophets going around and telling people about their “god”. Our God actually sent his son to die for us, as well as prophets. Now, on the religion thing. Christianity is more than religion. It is THE way. It is how we live our life. You can be a “Christian” and do rituals and stuff like that, or you can be a Christian, and you just do what God has told you to do. This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t pray because the Bible says to, I mean, don’t do things out of show, rather do them because you really love Jesus.

where will you spend eternity

Published October 19th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

If you die right now, where would you spend eternity? Indeed, that’s the most important question of your whole life, because of the answer will depend your everlasting future.
There are only two places in which mankind can live for eternity: one is heaven, and another is hell.
And there is only one way to go to heaven: Jesus. He said it: “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me” (John 14: 6).
If he is not lying and he is who he says he is, choosing him today uncon-ditionally as your personal Savior must be the best decision of your life. Refusing him means to choose the worse for eternity (John 3: 36).
Because we were born corrupted by the original sin, made by our first fathers in Eden, we are short of the glory of God (in heaven), and convicted to the eternal punishment (in hell) (Revelation 21: 8). The Bible in Romans 3: 23 says: “For all have sinned, and fall short of the glory of God.”
However, we can see that he loves us, and he wants us in his glory. “For God (the Father) so loved the world (you), that he gave us his one and only Son (Jesus, God the Son) that whoever (you) believes in him, shall not perish (in hell), but have eternal life (in heaven)” (John 3:16).
Thanks to his lovely plan of salvation hundreds of millions of people are already saved (liberated from hell), and certainly they will reside in the kingdom of God for ever more, just because they took the word of God (Rev. 7: 9).
Now take his word too, and proclaim yourself saved and inheritor of his kingdom by faith; because he has said that this way you would be. He is God, and he doesn’t lie (Numbers 23: 19).
Pray: Lord Jesus, I’ve believed that you shed your precious blood and died for my sins, and that you were risen up for my justification (Romans 4: 23).
Forgive me, enter my heart and give me eternal life with you in your heavenly kingdom. My Lord and my God, thank you for loving me and saving me.
Read the Bible to be wise, believe it to be saved and practice it to be holy.
Join a Christian church, where the authority is the Bible and Jesus Christ is preached.

death threat

Published October 17th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I received this today. My guess is that it’s fake (“the society of L” makes me think so). But I’ve thought that before and been wrong. What do you guys think?

the Society is watching your activities with concern, as it includes:
– Active denial of HIS creation
– Active violation of the first commandment
– Implicit support for the cainitic and other heretical, blashemical or ungodly incarnations.

Therefore, the brothers of the Society have set you on the list of possible hunting targets.
You should revise your activities show that you are not tainted by the devil or work under influence of the Wyrm, as some brothers suggested.

We will keep an I on you. Should the unholy blasphemy continue, a well guided blade may find your throat at any time.

Be aware.
The Society of L.

I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap.

Published October 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I like what use guys do but most of the time, you just bring up crap. You love to make comments on people’s hate mail, fair enough its their fault for caring about your pitiful cult. No matter I am sure that your Spag monster will satisfy your pitiful sad lives.

I am very concerned about something

Published October 15th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I read your web site and I am very concerned about something. I consider myself a good Christian and I have read the Bible many times (not like some of the so-called Christians people who post to your web site and just yell and say stupid things). So I am familiar with most parts of the Bible but in no place that I have seen is there any reference to pasta or a being that resembles your flying spaghetti monster. God created man, and man created pasta, but if it was any different than that there would be a reference in the Bible. So I am worried that perhaps your religion is not based on real evidence that God wrote. Please feel free to write back to me and I will be glad to discuss this with you if you like.

God bless,

lots of questions

Published October 7th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

-not really hatemail or criticism, more like skepticism, but I didn’t know where to put this – could the FSM create the earth when earth made noodles?

2.rice came before noodles, and rice didn’t come before earth was there. can FSM fly? can FSM stay clumped together?

5.meatballs weren’t around before rice, rice was before meat balls. again, how does he have meatballs on/near FSM if earth created meatballs?

6.if the meat balls aren’t touching FSM, how do they float?

7.on a drawing it says FSM created midgets before people of average hight, is that how it worked?(possibly, i am not one to comprehend stories/pics of all those worshipped)

8.on the “proof” page, it just has scientists saying that if you believe evolution, you should worship FSM, you probably made those.How can i tell? well no scientist would ever say we evolved from a giant spaggeti(once again, pardon my mispelling) clump that can/could fly after all the evidence we found of our ancient ansestors.

9. on the “about” page, you said something like,”everyone can agree my god has bigger balls than yours.” You must not take this seriously.

just a few questions and facts. don’t answer any with,”i don’t know”,”he just can”,”magic”,”miracle” or anything like that, period.


hatemail copyright issues

Published October 5th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

I received this today. I decided to assume an email about hatemail copyright issues implies consent for posting here.

Dear Sir

I am not a writing to you to join your long list of “hate mail” attached to your wall I’m just offering some advise in which i suffer knowledge of in which have been expressed by the website (Including the address of Though i do no have any formal expertise this is a area i have studied in the past and would like to bring to your attention.

Creative works are covered under international treaty as copyright which includes but is not exclusive to Email messages, handwritten notes, books, computer programs and web pages are all creative works and they are all protected by copyright. Put basically anything that is intellectual material other then your own DOES NOT belong to you. And therefore can not be copied without expressed permission.

In some circumstances sending an email creates an implied license for personal uses. Thought is would be extremely hard to prove in cases where copyright is attached. Also the uses or publication of names, email address and any other personal information without permission and protection is controled by The Data Protection Act (US:1998,2000 UK:1998,1986). And in this case would leave the publisher and affiliates liable to prosecution.

I do not wish to refefer to any specific violoation but i hope this information is of some use to you. Thank you for your time.

Yours Faithfully

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