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those of you who bash Christianity

Published January 21st, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Those of you who bash Christianity by saying its fake are completely hypocritical by calling them closed minded. I can only imagine what radical Islam believers would say so lets not single out anybody. Live and let live instead of bashing one another why not accept everyone and do your own thing. There are radical conservatives in every religion. Also keep in mind if your a fact based person I would love to see these so called “fake” religions disproved.

what is up with this?

Published January 20th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

what is up with this?

I feel really bad

Published January 19th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I feel really bad for everyone who is here and is joking on the one and only true God,who created you, loves you with all His heart and died for your sins so that you could go to heaven and not and unimaginable place of Hell where there is no strip clubs and volcanoes of beer. Hell is a real place, and i guarantee if you were to look down on hell for 30 seconds you would be too sick and defiled and would live your life perfect until you die, regretting every sin you have done in your life. I will pray for all you jokesters who think this life is just for fun, because whether its in this life or after you die, you WILL realize that there is a true God, the only difference is that if you wait until you die you will be spending ETERNITY in Hell, and at that time its to late for forgiveness…….
– T-Jones

Update 1/21/08 – Another message from T-Jones:

you guys want proof? huh? since the Holy Bible isn’t enough for you because it was written over 2,00 years ago,even though all the historical facts in It line up and are proved 100% accurate. Just look at yourself for while, I guarentee you are living a life of sin and could care less what you do and want to believe in some spaghetti monster because he doesn’t care either, and you want to ignore anyone telling you to stop your life of sin. thats why most people don’t believe in God,it’s because they aren’t willing to hang up there life as it is. just look at true christians, most are trying to avoid sin,we aren’t perfect and we still commit sin sometimes, but were not God.most of you guys I bet feel like you have everything but for some reason missing something, well that is Jesus telling you that nothing can feel that gap, not sex,drugs,beer,cars, applainces or anything else, just Him. And For all you Guys that keep asking “How can a good God, send people to Hell?”, well let me tell you something, HE DOESN’T, incase you don’t read the Bible let me tell you the story. In the begginign before man was alive there was just angels around, with God in 1st command and Lutheran (better known as Satan) in 2nd. So, one day Satan thought he was better than God and got some angels and went to take over, well it wasn’t even close and God made a place for Satan and his followers to stay at(known as Hell). Now that there was sin around, so God decided to make man and woman in his own image, therfore makeing Adam and Eve. after God made them He told them to not eat of the fruit of good and evil, but then Satan came along and convinced Eve to eat of the fruit, therefore disobeying God and practically following Satan meaning man-kind doomed to Hell. God knew that too,and the only way he would forgive, is if someone perfect were to die for the sins of man-kind. and the only person that could do that was Jesus-Christ, the son of God. So Jesus came to earth and died on the cross, rose again the third day and descended to heaven 40 days later. This gave man-kind a second chance to spend eternity somewhere else other than Hell, that place which is Heaven. The only way we can go to Heaven is by believing 100% that Jesus Christ died for our sins and ask forgiveness for all sins we have committed and that Jesus may live in our hearts and promise to try and live a better life.(The whole process is called Salvation).. So you see, God doesn’t send us to Hell, he is giving you a second chance, you can either continue to live a sinful life and not have anything to do with God and follow Satan. or you can follow Jesus and believe in Him, which will send you to Heaven if you believe 100%. yea no-ones perfect and God doesn’t expect you to never sin again after you become saved. but does want you to represent Him good and try and live the best you can, and plus once God enter your heart, you will feel very guilty for all the sins you commit.

***like I said you don’t have to believe me right now, but you will believe sometime, i just pray that you guys will believe in this life and not have to regret it in the next one!!!


u are all freaks

Published January 18th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

u are all freaks. jokes and weirdos. get a life the lot of ye. just shows how unimportant u are to everyone

i stummbled onto your site

Published January 17th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

i stummbled onto your site and was reading r”everends “& “docs” amuzing theories, first of all the biggest proof that we did not come from monkeys is this: we use less than 10% of our brain “mister thinks he’s a genious”, you probably believe in aliens too! why don’t you research some more and you’l realize that the Bible is a scientific book way before it’s time, before people knew the earth was round, the Bible said it in genesis, it also mentions each kind of animal producing it’s own kind, every species produces only it’s own kind, another biggie is that darwin says it’s survival of the fittest, have you ever done research on the ameoba// it’s genetic make up is more complex than a chimp, so what did darwin say, that we evolved from an amoeba, right? well the amoeba is a complete organizm, it doesn’t need anything, it is completely unique and needs nothing to make it better, so how is it that through thousands of years that a chimp would emerge, having a less complex genetic make up??
darwins theory is backward thinking, you seem to know very little about genetics. the Bible also speaks about how the planets and the earth revolve, but isn’t that impossible without a modern telescope? it describes how our life is in the blood and the bones and their functions as well as many other scientific information that is well beyond even our studies, it told of germs and bacteria and how they spread and sanitation methods to avoid comtamination and such, it descibed languages and contains accurate maps that are ancient, that show how the plates shifted and the divisions of the waters, back then they couldn’t fly airplanes to be able to accurately pinpoint continents much less cities, mountains and rivers etc… you are fools, you are the ones who are naive, and that is another thing the Bible talks about over and over, it predicts with pinpoint accuracy events in the future with timetables and counting methods from the past, can you predict what’s going to happen in 6,000 years? no, you can’t, but the Bible does and has recorded haleys comet, the 10th planet nebiru
and has accurate charting that even the most intelligent geo-physicists trying to prove the Bible false, have recanted and joined believers of the Bible, because they can see that their is no possible way that the Bible can be wrong, it seems simplistic, but we are dealing with a GOD whose mind is advanced beyond any of our comprehensions., i’d like some feedback. also read the book” our priviledged planet” this book was put together by the most advanced minds alive today, scientist that work for the highest ranks of n.a.s.a. and the world!!

have you ever studied about how genetic changes occur? it would amze you to see how many zeros follow behind the number of chance. it would fill volumes of pages of zeros for 1 cell to be changed or altered in any way, it’s impossible for a chimp to have changed into a human, we are designed differently. you can never get another species from a certain species, if you could no one has ever proven it,it’s all speculation with no backing. a caterpillar changing into a butterfly is the way it was designed to become a grown up butterfly, the same with a tadpole becoming a frog,a tadpole will always become a frog, it will never become something else, that’s elementary, a mule and a horse are of the same kind, you will never get a cat or a dog from a horse. it has always been this way, the only changes you will see are demographical, people in different ares, adapt to their environment, just like dogs grow thick hair in the winter time for warmth , GOD created us this way. if you take a person from a dry climate and a person from a humid climate and switch them, their skin will change,the dry climate people will have older looking skin and dry parched skin, a person from a humid area will have supple more younger appearing skin, it’s easy to see that, we were designed that way ,i have a real deep question to ask non-believers, where did movement come from to cause the first effect??
you can’t get something from nothing, explain this and i will be amazed.


One might think

Published January 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

One might think I would be offended by your site due to my own Christian beliefs. However, I am not offended in the least on any religious point. Rather, I am offended by the fact that anyone would link your mediocre parody to the esteemed satire of Jonathan Swift. Perhaps it was an ironic comparison – Scientific American’s own feeble attempt at parody and satire. In any case, I feel better knowing, with full confidence, that a man such as yourself, with a mind such as yours, from which spawned the FSM religion, would never buy into his own press. And you’ve really made it now that your religious tract has made it all the way to Congratulations!



Published January 16th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

Congratulations to the creator of this site! judging by the comments above it appears youve successfully made another site in which people feel its alright to openly bash others religions. I understand the point of the site and have no qualms with the religion but it appears your followers are no better than the ones they openly insult. Maybe the FSM could teach a thing or two about tolerance and respect to others.

you’re sad

Published January 15th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

You’re sad. No hate mail here… just a little bit o’ pity, a melancholy roll of the eyes, quick shake of the head, and quick dismissal of some defiant folks who will have an unbearable eternity ahead. I’m not what you’d call a religious whack job… but the only thing in this life that’s more difficult to believe and conprehend than the story of creation and intelligent design is the one-in-a-google-to-the-google-power possibility that it all happened by chance.

Good luck.

I stumbled upon this site just now

Published January 13th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I stumbled upon this site just now and I’ve read most of the information here…I have to admit that it really disturbs me. I COMPLETELY AGREE that religion should not be taught in a science class at public schools (this debate is going on where I live too). However, I am really offended by the way the Open Letter and the other information completely makes fun of Christianity and the arguments that some Christians have made for intelligent design. Also, the T-shirt designs are blatantly disrespectful of Christianity. As a Christian myself, I find it very saddening that God has become replaceable by an imaginary ball of pasta in the minds of an apparently large number of people.

I only ask this: Please keep your minds and hearts OPEN to God and anything He tells you. God is with you always, and He wants you to know Him and follow His path for your life. Just make sure, as attractive as the FSM-god may be, that you are not worshiping him and placing him ahead of the GOD who is REAL and alive today.

Any comments are appreciated, and may God bless you all.

I can’t believe

Published January 10th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

I cant Belive you complete morons belive in spegehti monster you will burn in hell and you had it comming for being godamned retards.

THERE IS NO SPEGEHTTI MONSTER. But your pathetic site always makes me laugh.

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