Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter

Response from Mrs. Janet Waugh – District 1 – Received 6/25/05

From: [email protected][xxxxxxx]
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 25, 2005 6:34 AM
Subject: Response from a member of the Kansas Board of Education

Thanks for your comments about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all the supporters who have sent their support to members of the Kansas Board of Education. I am supporting the recommendations of the science committee and am currently in the minority. I think your theory is wonderful and possibly some of the majority members will be willing to support it.

Thanks again,

Janet Waugh District 1

Response from Mrs. Sue Gamble – District 2 – Received 6/26/05

From: [email protected][xxxxxxxxx]
To: [email protected]
Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: Reply

Dear Mr. Henderson, Thanks for your message. Thanks for the laugh. Your web site is fascinating. I will add your theory to a long list of alternative theories I intend to introduce when it is appropriate. I am practicing how to do this with a straight face which is difficult since it’s such a ridiculous subject; it is also very sad that we are even having the discussion.

I will be one of the four member minority who will be voting against the flawed science standards currently being proposed by the six member majority.


Sue Gamble

Response from Mrs. Carol Rupe – District 8 – Received 8/16/05

From: Carol Rupe
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 16, 2005 8:19 AM
Subject: Kansas State Board of Education

Dear Mr. Henderson,

In the midst of the sad circumstances of having our science standards lowered, you and your legion of fellow FSM followers have offered wonderful comic relief. Rather than the form letters which we often receive on other topics, each FSM letter has been clever and unique. I responded to several at first, but now there have just been too many. I am a member of the Kansas State Board of Education and have voted repeatedly to maintain excellent science standards. Last week was the vote to send a new draft (written by the 6 conservative members) out for external review. The four of us on the board who are moderates were in the minority on the vote. The group of science teachers and university professors who had written the original standards (before they were changed) have now asked that their names be withdrawn from the document. The new version changes the very definition of science from “seeking natural explanations” to “seeking logical explanations”. That is why I think FSMism is able to be included. It is as “logical” as any other theory.

The final vote on the standards will be in October. We will be in Lawrence, Kansas for that meeting. Those of us who are moderates on the board are trying to have the meeting in the Natural History Museum at the University of Kansas. We think that would be an appropriate setting for the occasion. We welcome you to be in attendance.

We have received thousands of emails from scientists around the world. At first, they all tried to explain good science to us. After the vote last week, however, they have resorted to calling us hillbillies and morons. And those are the nice letters!

Thank you for adding levity to this situation. You have developed quite a following. I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates.

Carol Rupe

P.S. I ordered a Kansas Museum of Science t-shirt. I may just have to wear it to a board meeting.

From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6

“It is a serious offense to mock God.”

1,912 Responses to “Kansas School Board Responses to the Open Letter”

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  1. emily says:

    thank you kathy

  2. Cyberatog says:

    To find the truth in nature and everything around us- creatures, plants, fungus, rock, metal, air, fire, water, earth and space.
    To look up “truth” in the wrong dictionary. And then hear voices.
    “What is the difference between the eccentric artist, the religious and a madman? The artist has a berret, the religious a bible and the madman a straitjacket.”

  3. Apple Pie says:

    Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  4. YaK says:

    Sorry Kathy, it is you who is being mocked, not your god.

  5. raMa says:

    Yar yar!

  6. Pirate JJ says:

    As one great Pirate (if he wasnt he should have been!) once said…
    “good people do good things”,
    “bad people do bad things”,
    “when good people do bad things – they call it religion!”

  7. Gerald Jenkins says:

    Yaharg Lassie! Ye be insultin’ ma’ Faith!?
    Death comes for ye!

    And Pirates.
    Gerald Jenkins Pirate Apprentice

    How am I doing?

    1-800-258-0855 Ask for Gerald Jenkins

  8. Conor says:

    Dear Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6, its a serious offense to mock FSM, and i’m not just speaking to you i’m also speaking to the other repliers from the Kansas State Board of Education.


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