Book Discussion

Any thoughts?

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  1. Ojo Kayode says:

    Why Is It Cost To Gain Certificate As Minister,and I Thought There Should Be A Call To Serve.

    • Keith says:

      Certificates cost money to print and post. The Church of the FSM is not a money grabbing organisation, unlike some I could think of.
      Regarding the Call to Serve: The FSM is not an insecure god who demands that his people enter into a master/slave relationship, nor does he demand that they go out and ram their beliefs down other peoples throats.

  2. Polenta says:

    The secret is in the sauce.

    The answer is in the pasta dough.

  3. Pinkerton Hamerschmeldt says:

    All Hail His Noodly Appendage!!!

  4. Trenton says:

    hella swag

  5. Paul says:


    Too bad he misspelled the word midget.

  6. Sam Dunnagan says:

    Me and my family were wondering, where’s the parmesan?what the hell are you taking?

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Make us an offer.

  7. ron steffens says:

    I threw a suprise wedding for my wife at our annual golf outing, her sister officiated as our pastafarian minister. GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

    • Keith says:

      That must have been a surprise. Did you celebrate with beer and noodles?

    • Rev. Wulff says:

      That’s great!

      Every wedding I attend, I make sure I have my eye-patch with me, just in case I need to step in in an emergency.

  8. Chilton says:

    Obviously He is made of neutrinos nearly all of which pass through nearly everything.
    The locations where He pauses when not flying appear to us as concentrations of dark matter.

    • Jo Switten says:

      The neutrino’s are mutating! (quote from the movie 2012)
      Could there be a hidden massage??????
      OMFSM! :p

      • Jo Switten says:

        A neutrino massage?
        (of course I meant ‘message’) :p

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Jo, I would prefer the hidden neutrino massage.

        • Jo Switten says:

          Yes! It’s so wicked :)

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Hopefully, not too wicked, but, it would make a refreshing change from the usual massage from a cat-o-nine-tails, provided on this ship to relax and invigorate the crew. Aaaaaarghhhh…….

        • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

          Yep, I think I would like a neutrino massage, sounds great

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Rev. TR, don’t forget that it’s a hidden massage, which, presumably, takes one by surprise.

        • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

          Cap’n – that sounds even better!

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