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  1. Emmy says:

    Beautiful, for we must teach these heretics of our peaceful ways…

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      The problem is, Emmy, peaceful people do not wish to take land, create armaments jobs or dominate resources. It’s why the US government tried to destroy the hippy movement: they do not want a peaceful population.

  2. Kevin Miller says:

    What evidence is there that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is male?

    • Keith says:

      None whatever that I am aware of. It is just a title of convenience.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Why would any god have a sex? If the Christian god created male and female after his own image, why is He not hermaphrodite?

        • Excelsior says:

          Since all men were created in the image of the God of the Bible, then God would have to have all the characteristics of man, not only male and female, but also the whole rainbow of LGBTQ! Evidently God was shy of this, so he ordered us to murder them (see Leviticus 20:13 etc.). But the Ten Commandments tells us not to murder, so God will have to do it himself!
          Also, if God wasn’t a racist, then all the races of man are his image too. So God’s skin would have patches of every color from ebony black to snow white!
          That’s not all. There are at least sextillion Earths in the Cosmos. Even the Chief Astronomer of the Vatican admits that there would have to be innumerable sentient races out there. We can’t even imagine what they would look like. But they would all have to look like God! If you took all the animals in a zoo and put them together into one then you can get an idea of what God would look like!

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Excelsior, most fundies assert that, in the entire Universe, only Earth has life; and that ‘aliens’ are in fact demons or angels. Your scholarly Biblical exegesis of their god being like Carpenter’s The Thing is far more likely and believable.

        • Keith says:

          Excelsior, On the subject of murdering LGBTQs, , their death would not be classed as murder since the Abrahamic god, as is typical of him, has appointed humans to do his dirty work with his blessing. As far as aliens go, I would credit the pronouncements of George Adamski as much as I would credit the pronouncements of the Chief Astronomer of the Vatican, as both based their outlook on mysticism.

  3. Captain Birdseye says:

    Mystics will turn their back to an ocean, hold a shell to their ear and claim to have discovered a Greater Sea.

  4. uareahmar says:

    this theory is not only obviously an example of an irrelevant correlation that was made between some spaghetti fag and the universe.
    but a magical example of how easy it is to innovate stupid theories in an attempt to distract and mislead humans from our true creator, similar the vague and easily refutable evolution theory.

    i have one question
    how can something come from nothing
    furthermore, as time and scientific discoveries/findings pass atheism and the evolutionary theory are being smashed and proven wrong, i.e scientific data/ research has proven without a reasonable doubt that all humans come from one man and one female- so yeah, we are all literally brothers and sisters. also, at the time of the “big bang” had the world expanded at a rate of 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 faster or slower- earth would have collapsed in on itself or exploded, that kind of precision is not possible to put into odds and left for “evolution” to explain.

    • SillyKiwiMan says:

      I’m just going to cut to the chase here:

      You’re an idiot.

    • Keith says:

      Where did you get your assertions? From Ken Hamster’s site? What evidence do you have that atheism and evolution are being proven wrong? Are you saying that because genetic research can pinpoint a hypothetical single person as the progenitor of a whole population that the existence of Adam and Eve are proven? What makes you think that the Earth was in existence at the time of the big bang? Why do you think that evolution has anything to do with the big bang?

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Uareahmar, how many times do you fundies have to be told that the Theory of Evolution says [b]nothing[/b] about the origins of life, matter, or the Universe: these are completely different subjects. That life evolves is as much a fact as gravity exists.
      Also, it is utterly pointless to use the axioms of science (such as uniformitarianism), attempting to conclude something supernatural, which breaks that axiom. Further, 0 = -1 +1. Do you notice the plus one? It’s arguable that -1 is also ‘something’.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        …. my attempt to make ‘nothing’ bold failed.

        • Excelsior says:

          We, the people of the Black Caucus, declare that the Bible is racist. Why are all the people of the Bible pale-faced? We demand that the Bible be corrected to be PC! God, Adam and Eve, etc. were black Africans. The Garden of Eden was in Africa! When God wiped out the whole human race in a Great Flood he took 8 Africans onto the Ark to repopulate the Earth! All the non Africans we see on Earth today are mutant descendents of these 8 Black Africans! All the statues of Jesus, Mary etc. must be replaced by Black ones. If you don’t heed my PC advice then beware! We will go on a Bible burning binge!!!!

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Excelsior, so, Mary was a blue-eyed, blonde, mutant, black woman? Seems reasonable to me.

        • Keith says:

          So Noah’s ark was a huge dugout canoe or a big woven basket? That make sense to me.

        • Captain Birds says:

          Dug out canoe? That would be big tree. Basket is the only other choice and thus logical.

  5. Excelsior says:

    Capt. Birdseye,
    How do you know that Mary was “blue-eyed, and blonde”? Did you have “immaculate conception” with her too? Tell us about it. Is it anal or oral?

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Excelsior, I have seen many Christian pictures of Mary which revealed that she was in fact a blue-eyed blonde, just like Jesus. The only explanation I can think of is that she was in fact a black mutant. According to some, she also had big tits. ;)

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        …also, Excelsior, I prefer the ‘immaculate contraption’, but, on my ship, one needs Catholic connections.

        • Excelsior says:

          Capt. Birdseye,
          According to the Bible Mary was a Jew. How could a Jewish virgin be a blue-eyed blond? Obviously it is those white racists corrupting our PC religion.

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Excelsior, do you mean that all of those Christians who created pictures and painted sculptures didn’t read their Bible??

  6. Excelsior says:

    Capt. Birdseye,
    I have personally questioned many Christians and at least 99% of them admit that they don’t read the Bible except for a few Iconic verses like “The Lord is my shepherd”. They aren’t like the “Religion of Peace” where they have to postrate themselves with nose on the ground five times a day and recite the Koran from beginning to end! That’s why Christians are all phonies like the scientist Pascal who only went to Church to buy “Fire Insurance”! I am going to put out a new version of the Bible where God, Adam, Moses, Noah, etc. are all Black Africans, and anyone who doesn’t buy a copy is a racist!

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Excelsior, don’t forget lots of brimstone, which begins in Genesis, though, ANFO may be the modern equivalent.
      Unfortunately, Pascal picked the wrong god for his insurance policy.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Excelsior, any chance that you may call it ‘Wholly Babble: Authorised Version’?

      • Excelsior says:

        C. B.
        I think I’ll call it “Wholly Babble: PC Version”.
        Next on the agenda: Since all the signers of the Declaration of Independance were slave owners. hence we declare it invalid. That means that the USA is illegitimate! We will have to write a new Declaration of Independance and only the descendents of black slaves will be allowed to sign. Only then will the USA be legal!

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          I know that the Bible was used to justify slavery, but, did any of the Founding Fathers (mostly deists) buck the system, by, for instance, buying slaves in order to set them free? Perhaps the legal doctrine of Fruit of the Poisoned Tree can be argued.
          Anyway, may I suggest Snoop Dog appropriate to rewrite Leviticus and Revelations, Stephen Hawking for Genesis and a bit of bodice-ripping porn by Barbara Cartland could easily replace Song of Solomon. I think she’s dead but you could probably find someone to ‘channel’ her.
          I would like to see a Broadway production by Mel Brooks, who would somehow manage to fit a black Hitler singing ‘Oh, Mammy’ into it. Or, is that not PC?

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