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Help us get the word out about I, Pastafari

Published May 2nd, 2019 by Bobby Henderson

Hey everyone, we need your help to get the word out about I, Pastafari: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Story.

Filmmaker Mike Weeks did a great job – he captured the true spirit of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pastafarian heroes Bruder Spaghettus and Niko Alm are both featured, making the case for freedom of religion and equal treatment under the law. The documentary also shows some of the ongoing court battles we’re involved in. I was impressed with the scope of it, and I want to help Mike get this film seen by the world.

Specifically we need help with two things:

1) Getting the documentary admitted into festivals

2) Finding a distributor

What we need you to do is:

Make a post/tweet on May 2 (International Scurvy Awareness Day) sharing the trailer of the film, with the tags of the film festival’s social media.

That’s the idea. We help get the word out on May 2, the film gets admitted into festivals, it finds a distributor, and the world is able to see what Pastafarianism is all about.

Below is Mike’s detailed instructions / explanation. Please let me or Mike know if you have questions and so forth. Thanks everyone. – bobby

Calling all Pastafarians!

Our God doesn’t require sacrifices, but will you sacrifice 1 minute of your time for an indie Pastafarian filmmaker on the holiest of Pastafarian holidays – International Scurvy Awareness Day?

On May 2nd, 2019 (no need to share anything before that specific date), help the trailer of I, PASTAFARI get in front of a few key documentary film festivals (IDFA, DOK Leipzig, & DOC NYC) by sharing it on Facebook & Twitter (links below) and tagging the festivals social media handle, to show these festival directors that there IS a hunger for this real life pasta story. The more posts/tweets they see, the more likely they will give this film serious consideration to screen at their festival. If hundreds of pastafarians do it together on the same day (May 2nd, anytime), it will be hard for any festival director to ignore.

For example….

*FACEBOOK*

Step 1) First go to the FACEBOOK Trailer here: bit.ly/2I7Npsq

Step 2) Click “SHARE”

Step 3) Add this message…

@DOCNYCfest @idfa.nl @DOKLeipzig please select @ipastafaridoc for your 2019 festival! #FSM #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #Pastafarian

*TWITTER*

Step 1) First go to the TWITTER Trailer here: twitter.com/ipastafaridoc/status/1094578270471966720

Step 2) Retweet it with the below message…

@DOCNYCfest @idfa @DOK_Leipzig please select @ipastafaridoc for your 2019 festival! #FSM #FlyingSpaghettiMonster #Pastafarian

If sharing/retweeting is giving you issues, you can always just compose your own post/tweet and add the Vimeo trailer here:

vimeo.com/279827959
Just be sure to tag the festival’s social media handle!

R’Amen
Mike
Filmmaker
I, Pastafari Documentary
www.ipastafaridoc.com



107 Responses to “Help us get the word out about I, Pastafari”

  1. A what boy says:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL!!!!! I HATE DEGENERATEs AND FAGS LIKE YOU ALL!
    with hate, a Christian boy

    • Keith says:

      Oooh! A real tough guy! You really have me quaking in my boots.

    • Captain B says:

      Are you prepared for an eternity of pox and rancid beer, silly boy?

      • A what boy says:

        ARE YOU PREPARED FOR AN ETERNITY OF TORTURE AND FIRE, FAG ENABLER?

        • Keith says:

          I’ll discuss it with you when you get out of Primary School.

        • Captain B says:

          Keith, it’s fascinating how fundies threaten extreme violence-by-proxy, but then whine about ‘Christian persecution’ when prevented from doing so. Most countries would charge or deport anyone who behaved that way.

          Anyway, it’s nice to see violent Christian bigotry advertised for all to see.

        • Keith says:

          Cap’n: They’ve been doing it since Theodosius made Christianity the state religion.

        • Captain B says:

          Keith, I was more aware of the 325AD Nicene Creed, where the committee invented bucket loads of dogma that most Christians think was original, such as Jesus being divine, and then proceeded to forge new Biblical texts to support it and to murder all dissenters. Great stuff!

        • Keith says:

          Well, at least we can say we know something of the history of christianity. That’s more than a lot of the christian fundies know or care about.

        • Captain B says:

          Keith, it seems that Silly Boy can’t tell the difference between his delusions and the reality that he needs professional help.
          Thus, Thomas (who doubted) is still being ‘tortured for eternity’, was not simply provided with evidence, and the Bible lied. Home goal, Silly Boy!

        • Captain B says:

          It’s a great shame that the Nicaean Committee banned, rather than promoted, the delightful Christian practice of self-castration.

        • Keith says:

          They wanted people to breed more christians. They are still breeding more christians: too many effing christians. One of the major functions of a religion seems to be condemning sexual practices on one hand and exhorting people to breed according to their conditions.That is why the world is groaning under the weight of human overpopulation.

        • Captain B says:

          Exactly, Keith. Along with control of tithing and inheritance laws, where the church took a cut from the growing numbers. Anyone judged heretical lost everything to the church. It’s how they amassed such obscene wealth, in direct contravention to Jesus’ teachings.
          Jesus also stated that he was not god, but, Nicaea’s committee overruled him, implying that Jesus was a blasphemous liar and the Bible is wrong.

        • Keith says:

          I’ll definitely have to get a copy of Bart Ehrman’s “How Jesus became God”. I might then be in a better position to discuss that aspect. If Jesus had done half the things he was reputed to have done, he would have been stoned to death in no time flat. Crucifixion was a badge of honour in his case.

        • Captain B says:

          “How Jesus became God”….? He was forced into the role by a committee of power-hungry priests, some 300 years after his death. The credulous don’t care, except for being burned alive should they disagree.

        • Alphy says:

          Not only is it a shame that xtian self castration has been banned. Xtian self flagellation should be be bought back with self castration.

  2. KekkaMoo says:

    Such love on this thread…

    • Captain B says:

      Yeah, KekkaMoo, their personality really shines through when their brain has been sucked out by their delusion.

  3. John the Sparrowist says:

    May all of you have a happy Friday!

  4. Captain B says:

    Happy Friday, John, though it’s already Saturday where I’m anchored.

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    • Keith says:

      Thank you for your economic report. Please give my regards to your boss Vladimir the Czar of all the Russias.

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  7. A what boy says:

    I FUCKING GIVE UP ON YOU FAGS! I’LL BE LAUGHING IN HEAVEN WITH JESUS AND GOD WHILE, YOU ALL BURN IN HELL with fellow WHORES.

    • John the Sparrowist says:

      As a gay guy, you are making fundie hell sound pretty fun.

      • A what boy says:

        FUCK U FAG! I’LL BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU CATCH SYPHILIS AND AIDS FROM T GAY!

        • John the Sparrowist says:

          Ohh! Using gay as a way to describe your disdain for an Indian record label. That doesn’t make you immature and even more homophobic in any way.

        • John the Sparrowist says:

          I was being sarcastic with my T gay reply.

        • Captain B says:

          The laddie doth protest too much. So, Silly Boy, tell me about these gay fantasies that you’ve been having.

        • Captain B says:

          For the illiterate among us: “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”. Hamlet, W. Shakespeare. (Apologies to W.S.)

        • Alphy says:

          Why are all you beHoovered xtians so gawd damn fuckin hobophobic? You are just like the anti-Semitic jews who hate their own people and religious closet queens who hate themselves. What kind of a loving gawd would create gay and lesbian people then comdemn them to eternal damnation for being who and what they are?

    • Keith says:

      What he said. I’ll bet you are really cute when you are angry.

    • Alphy says:

      What a fine xtian attitude!

    • Captain B says:

      You never received an education, did you, Silly Boy? Fundie home-school?
      If only you would put some bells on your wrists and ankles, you would make a fantastic dancing monkey. Idiot!

  8. Patroller says:

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