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Back Tattoo Evangelism

Published April 27th, 2018 by Bobby Henderson

Check out Mike’s tattoo, he’s from Denmark. Amazing:



26 Responses to “Back Tattoo Evangelism”

  1. Captain Birdseye says:

    GOD, what if they were stripper angels?

  2. dick head says:

    can we have a porn about your god

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      As long as it’s adult and consensual. Noodly appendages may be appealing.

  3. dick head says:

    And what gender should we put the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      No one really knows, so, He/She/It may be omnisexual.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        The revelation to me was that The FSM has twelve sexual noodles. I thought it was the cabin girl, but, too many knots for the ‘cat’ and I may have been drunk at the time. Ho hum…

  4. greg says:

    can i still be gay or no

    • Keith says:

      Yes, you can be gay.

      • Excelsior says:

        If the “PC” Gang want to keep their Babble from going obsolete they will have to rewrite it. First of all, they must degenderize God. Don’t call God “Father”, “he” or “him”. Next he will have to be multi-raced like Meghan Markle! It’s better to make Jesus a Black because it will give more meaning to link the crucifixion to the BLM movement! Then all the references about murdering the gays such as Leviticus 20:13 should be expunged. Noah’s Ark should have lots of black Africans on them to repopulate the World, and not just 8 Jews! There is plenty more to do. This is just a sample!

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Excelsior, how’s the work going on your Wholly Babble?
          African hominids were the first to occupy Palestine. As Christians claim to be in their god’s image, that would make their god Black, wouldn’t it?
          Don’t forget the brimstone.

  5. Rio says:

    I found you

  6. Drsunflower says:

    Beautiful! Rather Christian in the suffering/sacrifice department though. Or merely masochistic? Any tattoo lovers out there to enlighten me on this one?
    May the Sauce be with you!

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Devotion, drsunflower! Transmogrified to their surface.
      Surprisingly, there is no significant relationship between tattoos and ‘concerning’ behaviour. No more significance than tea, which was invariably drunk shortly before almost every murder, being the cause of murder. Should one select, say, a prison population to study tattoo correlations, one would make the same infamous, confounding statistical error that Bowlby made with sociopaths: he compared the wrong groups.

      • Drsunflower says:

        I can get with that… thanks for the explanation!

  7. Patroller says:

    The Patroller has returned to haunt the false disciples of the FSM.

    Lol…Fuck off..

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