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Join our FSM Telegram channel

Published January 15th, 2018 by Bobby Henderson

Hey, for people who use the chatting app Telegram, you can add our just-started channel FSMChurch for all things Flying Spaghetti Monster. Join us.

Note — the original link was broken. It’s now been updated. Come join us if you want to chat.



50 Responses to “Join our FSM Telegram channel”

  1. Nigward says:

    Wth why

  2. Terano says:

    I can’t join, the channel no longer exists

  3. Cap’n says:

    Bobby, if you read this, please contact us. It’s urgent. https://www.facebook.com/groups/249158265190

    For the rest: are there any US based lawyers here? If so, please contact https://www.facebook.com/churchoftheflyingspaghettimonster

    Our religion may depend on it.

  4. Captain Ramen says:

    awesome! I’ll try to join.
    P.S. I found a petition that can help out cause. https://www.change.org/p/pastafarians-pastafarianism-to-be-the-official-religion-of-sealand

  5. Some Midget says:

    Pastafarians Unite

  6. Rock Bruce Jones says:

    Brothers and sisters! We need your help (again).

    Our second holy scripture, the Loose Canon, is still under attack. Russell Eric Whitfield has been trying for years to sell a book which is free to read, and of which he owns no copyrights. Recently he started his latest desperate attempt.

    Here’s what you can do:

    -DOWNVOTE and/or REPORT this Facebook page:
    https://www.facebook.com/PastafarianLooseCanon/

    -DOWNVOTE and/or REPORT this book:
    https://www.amazon.com/Loose-Canon-Devoted-Pastafarians/dp/1329106075

    -DOWNVOTE and/or REPORT this book:
    https://www.amazon.com/Loose-Canon-Complete-2nd/dp/057813666X/

    -DOWNVOTE and/or REPORT this book:
    http://www.lulu.com/shop/cardinal-fang/the-pastafarian-loose-canon/paperback/product-23530333.html

    -LIKE the real Loose Canon on Facebook:
    https://www.facebook.com/The.Loose.Canon/

    -READ and/or DOWNLOAD it for free at
    http://www.loose-canon.info

    -SPREAD this message to inform others.

    RAmen!

  7. relojero says:

    Buenas tardes!! estaba pensando en comprarme untag heuer carrera ¿Qué os parece la idea? Slaudos!!!

  8. Cardinal Fang says:

    All I need is a little bit of information. Can anybody help me? I would settle for anything really. Please. Help me stop the cruel tyrants who are trying to publish the Loose Canon. Auntie Dee Dee, Fini, Ham Nox, Ichiban, Jeff, Platypus Enthusiast, Roland Deschain, Snacky, Solipsy and Tristan are all jerks and trying to get somebody to publish their works even though their works were stole fair and square by Tim Shields. The person they are working with is not convinced that they really are who they say they are. If you can help me out by giving me some information then I would appreciate it. That way I can tell the persons who are claiming to be Auntie Dee Dee, Fini, Ham Nox, Ichiban, Jeff, Platypus Enthusiast, Roland Deschain, Snacky, Solipsy and Tristan to stop with their nonsense. Don’t be a jerk. Please work with me here. I really need help and not a bunch of dumb games. Are there honestly other people that are claiming to be Auntie Dee Dee, Fini, Ham Nox, Ichiban, Jeff, Platypus Enthusiast, Roland Deschain, Snacky, Solipsy and Tristan? If so then let me know about it. I really need to know about it. It doesn’t have to be soon but it does need to be within 3 years. Copyright infringement claims are only good for 3 years. That means the Loose Canon Complete Second Edition is legally pure and safe to be published in mass because nobody filed a lawsuit in the required time. That was a completely dumb mistake on our part. That battle is over. An unnamed person has kicked our ass and won. That part is clearly over. I’m more worried about the edition being published by Cardinal Fang. Just by the passing of three years without a lawsuit, an unnamed person gained full legal authority to publish the Loose Canon Complete Second Edition freely forever. That’s bull trash. Don’t let that happen again. Help me out. Put me in contact with people claiming to be Auntie Dee Dee, Fini, Ham Nox, Ichiban, Jeff, Platypus Enthusiast, Roland Deschain, Snacky, Solipsy and Tristan. If somebody doesn’t act by February 5, 2021 then Cardinal Fang receives full authority to publish his version of the Loose Canon. We can’t lose twice. We already lost once. Don’t let this happen again because of our arrogance. We need to win this time instead of losing. Email me with any information before February 5, 2021. If you don’t then I am 100% certain that Cardinal Fang will publish the works of Auntie Dee Dee, Fini, Ham Nox, Ichiban, Jeff, Platypus Enthusiast, Roland Deschain, Snacky, Solipsy and Tristan as his own. Let’s stop this jerk.

    You can email me at [email protected] or you can email Cardinal Fang at [email protected]. No. I am not Cardinal Fang.

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