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Join our FSM Telegram channel

Published January 15th, 2018 by Bobby Henderson

Hey, for people who use the chatting app Telegram, you can add our just-started channel FSMChurch for all things Flying Spaghetti Monster. Join us.

Note — the original link was broken. It’s now been updated. Come join us if you want to chat.



74 Responses to “Join our FSM Telegram channel”

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  1. Sekaran Sebastian says:

    We are specialist in providing direct and genuine provider of BG, SBLC, MTN, CD, LC , DLC, Non collateral loan, confirmable Bank Draft and other financial assistance from AAA rated bank (Prime Bank) our Leasing price of (5.0% + 0.5% + X) of face value of the instrument. The financial instrument can be invested in High Yield Trading Program or Private Placement Programme (PPP). thus our Bank Guarantee lease , the Direct Bank Guarantee and Indirect Bank Guarantee, which is used as Bid Bond, Payment Guarantees, Letter of Indemnity,Guarantee Securing Credit Line, Advance Payment Guarantees, Performance Bond Guarantee E.T.C.

    We are RWA ready to close leasing with any interested client in few banking days, we deliver promptly as set forth by our agreement. we have direct contact with the principal, mandate and brokers. we ensure unequaled service and will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request to help us proceed towards closing deals effectively.

    For further inquiry contact
    Name: Sekaran.Chelliah
    E-mail: [email protected]
    Skype ID: [email protected]

    Intermediaries/Consultants/Brokers are welcome to bring their clients are 100% protected. In complete confidence, we will work together for the benefits of all parties involved.

  2. Philip James says:

    We are exclusive agent to direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, MTN, Bonds, Bank draft and CDs which we have specifically for lease. We do not have any broker chain in this offer or get involved in Chauffer driven offers. We deliver with time and precision as set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs as well as in signature project(s) such as Aviation, Agriculture, Petroleum, Telecommunication, construction of Dams, Bridges and any other turnkey project(s) etc.

    DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
    1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG/SBLC) (Appendix A)
    2. Total Face Value: Eur 5M MIN and Eur 10B MAX (Ten Billion USD) .
    3. Issuing Bank: HSBC Bank London, Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank Frankfurt.
    4. Age: One Year, One Month
    5. Leasing Price: 3% of Face Value plus 2% commission fees to brokers.
    6. Delivery: Bank to Bank swift.
    7. Payment: MT-103 or MT760
    8. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.

    The Leased Instruments includes: BG’ s, Insurance Guarantees, MTN, ( SBLC) Standby Letters of Credit and Third Party Guarantees such as a standby forward commitment to purchase or a standby loan. If you are a potential Investor or Principle looking to raise capital, we will be happy to answer any questions that you have about this opportunity and to provide you with all the details regarding this services.

    Our BG/ SBLC Financing can help you get your project funded, loan financing, please let me know if you are interested in any of our services, by providing you with yearly renewable leased bank instruments. We work directly with issuing bank lease providers, this Instrument can be monetized on your behalf for 100% funding.

    We are ready to close leasing with any interested client in few banking days, if interested do not hesitate to contact me direct.

    Regards

    Philip James
    Email: [email protected]
    Skype: [email protected]

  3. Philip James says:

    We are exclusive agent to direct providers of 100% Guarantee Urgent Loan Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, MTN, Bonds, Bank draft and CDs which we have specifically for lease. We do not have any broker chain in this offer or get involved in Chauffer driven offers. We deliver with time and precision as set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs as well as in signature project(s) such as Aviation, Agriculture, Petroleum, Telecommunication, construction of Dams, Bridges and any other turnkey project(s) etc.

    DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
    1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG/SBLC) (Appendix A)
    2. Total Face Value: Eur 5M MIN and Eur 10B MAX (Ten Billion USD) .
    3. Issuing Bank: HSBC Bank London, Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank Frankfurt.
    4. Age: One Year, One Month
    5. Leasing Price: 3% of Face Value plus 2% commission fees to brokers.
    6. Delivery: Bank to Bank swift.
    7. Payment: MT-103 or MT760
    8. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.

    The Leased Instruments includes: BG’ s, Insurance Guarantees, MTN, ( SBLC) Standby Letters of Credit and Third Party Guarantees such as a standby forward commitment to purchase or a standby loan. If you are a potential Investor or Principle looking to raise capital, we will be happy to answer any questions that you have about this opportunity and to provide you with all the details regarding this services.

    Our BG/ SBLC Financing can help you get your project funded, loan financing, please let me know if you are interested in any of our services, by providing you with yearly renewable leased bank instruments. We work directly with issuing bank lease providers, this Instrument can be monetized on your behalf for 100% funding.

    We are ready to close leasing with any interested client in few banking days, if interested do not hesitate to contact me direct.

    Regards

    Philip James
    Email: [email protected]
    Skype: [email protected]

  4. Philip James says:

    We are exclusive agent to direct providers of 100% Guarantee Urgent Loan Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, MTN, Bonds, Bank draft and CDs which we have specifically for lease. We do not have any broker chain in this offer or get involved in Chauffer driven offers. We deliver with time and precision as set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs as well as in signature project(s) such as Aviation, Agriculture, Petroleum, Telecommunication, construction of Dams, Bridges and any other turnkey project(s) etc.

    DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
    1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG/SBLC) (Appendix A)
    2. Total Face Value: Eur 5M MIN and Eur 10B MAX (Ten Billion USD) .
    3. Issuing Bank: HSBC Bank London, Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank Frankfurt.
    4. Age: One Year, One Month
    5. Leasing Price: 3% of Face Value plus 2% commission fees to brokers.
    6. Delivery: Bank to Bank swift.
    7. Payment: MT-103 or MT760
    8. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.

    The Leased Instruments includes: BG’ s, Insurance Guarantees, MTN, ( SBLC) Standby Letters of Credit and Third Party Guarantees such as a standby forward commitment to purchase or a standby loan. If you are a potential Investor or Principle looking to raise capital, we will be happy to answer any questions that you have about this opportunity and to provide you with all the details regarding this services.

    Our BG/ SBLC Financing can help you get your project funded, loan financing, please let me know if you are interested in any of our services, by providing you with yearly renewable leased bank instruments. We work directly with issuing bank lease providers, this Instrument can be monetized on your behalf for 100% funding.

    We are ready to close leasing with any interested client in few banking days, if interested do not hesitate to contact me direct.

    Regards

    Philip James
    Email: [email protected]
    Skype: [email protected]
    call/sms/whatsapp +14243316469

  5. John Tim says:

    We have a direct genuine provider for BG/SBLC specifically for lease, at leasing price of 4+2 of face value, Issuance by HSBC London/Hong Kong or any other AA rated Bank in Europe, Middle East or USA.

    Contact : Mr. DARREN CRAIG
    Email:[email protected]
    Skype ID: [email protected]

    Intermediaries/Consultants/Brokers are welcome to bring their clients and are 100% protected. In complete confidence, we will work together for the benefits of all parties involved.

    All inquires to Mr. Darren Craig should include the following minimum information so I can quickly address your needs:

    Complete contact information:
    What exactly do you need?
    How long do you need it for?
    Are you a principal borrower or a broker?

    Contact me for more details.

    Darren Craig

  6. SIVAJOTHI GNANATHEEVAM says:

    Dear Sir/Ma

    I am direct to a provider who has recently issued banking instruments for a couple of my clients the provider is 100% check-able you can do your due diligence on them. I personally know the provider.

    Our instruments are only from triple ‘a’ rated banks and we issue from $1M to $5B . The provider is 100% verifiable. If you are genuinely seeking bank instruments. Contact me and i will furnish you with details.

    They deal with issuing of instruments such as Bank Guarantee and Standby letters of credit also Letters of credit. For genuine and Serious inquiry of any form please kindly contact me via the details below.

    – Bank Guarantee (BG)
    – Standby Letter of Credit (SBLC)
    – Direct Line of Credit (DLC)
    – Medium Term Note (MTN)
    – Letter of Credit (LC)

    I will be glad to share with you our working procedures

    Contact : Mr. SIVAJOTHI GNANATHEEVAM
    Email: [email protected]
    Skype ID: leasingmandate
    Registered No: 04364045

    Regards
    SIVAJOTHI GNANATHEEVAM

  7. Kelvin King says:

    We Facilitate Bank Guarantee (BG) & Standby Letter of Credit (SBLC) Instrument Direct Mandate Provider of Fresh Cut Bank Instrument for Lease/Purchase such as BG, SBLC, MTN.

    We are a Finance Industry Company professionals with over 15 Years Experience and a focus on providing Bank Guarantee (BG),Standby Letter of Credit (SBLC), MTN (Mid Term Note) and LTN (Long Term Note) from some of the World Top 25 Prime Banks primarily from Barclays, Deutsche Bank, HSBC, Credit Suisse e.t.c.

    FEATURES:

    Bank Guarantees & SBLC’s in Standard Formats from Major Banks! Amounts from $1 million to 5 Billion+ Euro’s or US Dollars Great Attorney Trust Account Protection Delivered via MT760 Swift with Full Bank Responsibility MT799 and MT103 preadvice included.

    Brokers Always Protected.

    Purchase Instrument of BG/SBLC : 32%+2% Minimum Face Value = EUR/USD 1M-5B

    Lease Instrument of BG/SBLC : 4%+2% Minimum Face Value = EUR/USD 1M-5B

    We will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request

    Email:[email protected]

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