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Join our FSM Telegram channel

Published January 15th, 2018 by Bobby Henderson

Hey, for people who use the chatting app Telegram, you can add our just-started channel FSMChurch for all things Flying Spaghetti Monster. Join us.

Note — the original link was broken. It’s now been updated. Come join us if you want to chat.



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  1. Mariza says:

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  2. May Gary says:

    We are major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe.
    We are major/Direct providers of Fresh Cut BG, SBLC, POF, MTN, Bonds and CDs and this financial instruments are specifically for lease and sale.We are one of the leading Financial instrument providers with offices all over Europe.
    we always deliver on time and precision as Set forth in the agreement. You are at liberty to engage our leased facilities into trade programs, project financing, Credit line enhancement, Corporate Loans (Business Start-up Loans or Business Expansion Loans), Equipment Procurement Loans (Industrial Equipment, Air crafts, Ships, etc.) as well as other financial instruments issued from AAA Rated bank such as HSBC Bank Hong Kong, HSBC Bank London, Deutsche Bank AG Frankfurt, Barclays Bank , Standard Chartered Bank and others on lease at the lowest available rates depending on the face value of the instrument needed, Our Terms and Conditions are reasonable.

    DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
    1. Instrument: Bank Guarantee (BG)/SBLC (Appendix A)
    2. Total Face Value: 10M MIN to 50B MAX USD or Euro
    3. Issuing Bank: HSBC, Deutsche Bank Frankfurt, UBS or any Top 25 .
    4. Age: One Year, One Day
    5. Leasing Price: 4 1%
    6. Sale Price: 32 2%
    7. Delivery by SWIFT .
    8. Payment: MT103-23
    9. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days

    We are ready to close leasing with any interested client in few banking days, if interested do not hesitate to contact me direct.

    Name:May Gary
    Email:[email protected]
    Skype::algecoglobalfinanceplc

  3. Robert Scott says:

    I am direct to a provider who has recently issued banking instruments for a couple of my clients the provider is 100% check-able you can do your due diligence on them. I personally know the provider. Our instruments are only from triple ‘a’ rated banks and we issue from $1M to $5B . The provider is 100% verifiable.

    Contact :Robert Scott
    Email:[email protected]
    gmail.com
    BROKERS ARE WELCOME & 100% PROTECTED!

  4. Robert Scott says:

    I’m Robert Scott, working as Financial Consultant in UK.. Am in direct contact with an active and capable Provider of Bank Instruments(SBLC/FC BG & LC) we’ve close successful deals together since working over the years. Our SBLC/BG can be engaged in PPP Trading, Signature Projects, Petroleum, Oil & Gas, Business Funding, Aviation and MORE.. If interested, you can contact me through.

    inquiry contact

    Name:Robert Scott

    E-mail: [email protected]
    for more details and our working procedure.

    Am direct the provider, Brokers are welcome with their clients

  5. Andrew O'Driscoll says:

    Dear Sir/Ma,

    We facilitate Bank instruments such as BG and SBLC for Lease and Purchase as a Direct mandate to the Providers issued BGÂ’s from Top Prime World Banks because thatÂ’s the best and safest strategy for our clients. We are a Finance Industry Company professionals with over 20 Years Experience and have developed a seamless end-to-end process, with trusted providers which is completely integrated. That is where we stand apart from others and are able to deliver results others canÂ’t! We have the process, the service providers and the procedure RIGHT so everyone completes a successful transaction.

    DESCRIPTION OF INSTRUMENTS:
    1. Instrument: Funds backed Bank Guarantee(BG) ICC-600
    2. Currency : USD/EURO
    3. Total Face Value: Eur 5M MIN and Eur 10B MAX (Ten Billion USD).
    4. Issuing Bank: HSBC Bank London,Barclays, Credit Suisse and Deutsche Bank Frankfurt.
    5. Age: One Year, One Month
    6. Subsequent tranches: To be mutually agreed between both parties
    7. Leasing Price: 4% of Face Value plus 1% commission fees to brokers.
    8. Delivery: Bank to Bank swift.
    9. Payment: MT760, MT799 and MT103 Swift
    10. Hard Copy: Bonded Courier within 7 banking days.

    Purchase Instrument of BG/SBLC : 32%+2% Min Face Value cut =5M- 10B EUR/USD Lease Instrument of BG/SBLC : 4%+1% Min Face Value cut = 5M- 10B EUR/USD Interested Agents,Brokers, Investors and Individual proposing international project funding should contact us for directives.

    We will be glad to share our working procedures with you upon request.
    Company Reg No: 156150
    Email: [email protected]
    Skype: shelfordfinanceltd

    Your’s Sincerely,

    Andrew O’Driscoll

    SHELFORD FINANCE LIMITED.

  6. kim sungnyon says:

    Dear Partner & Associate,

    I write to initiate contact with you, knowing that you may be/have potential clients with interests in the Lease or Purchase of Bank Instruments being | BG | SBLC | DLC | LC | PB | MTN | Bank Drafts | etal and we will be glad to provide your needs genuinely and promptly from a 100% Verifiable Source with highly impeccable records.

    We are ready, willing and able to close transaction(s) with any interested party in few banking days as requested, if interested do not hesitate to contact us via the contact details below;
    Name: Kim sungnyon
    Via Email:~  [email protected]
    Skype ID:  kim.sungnyon

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