Congratulations to Pastafarian Christopher Schaeffer for winning re-election to the Pomfret New York Town Council.
Mr. Schaeffer enjoyed (perhaps suffered) internet fame when he wore a Colander during his first swearing-in ceremony in 2014.
To my knowledge no elected Pastafarian has yet worn Full Pirate Regalia in an official photo.
By the election results, it is clear the voters approve of Mr. Schaeffer, despite (perhaps because of) his public religious views.
Congrats, and keep up the good work, sir.
Go die in a whole pastafarians.
Drake, considering you can’t tell the difference between ‘whole’ and ‘hole’, I don’t think you should be putting any of your thoughts into print.
Do you think that some other religion is a more accurate reflection of the truth?
Fuck off
Drake, I’ll take that as a yes.
Actually, Cap, Drake was correct in using “whole”. He wishes us well in that we, after living very full and useful lives, won’t be exploded into bits by a (falsely) religious terrorist.
Fuck pastafarians.
Expert realignment of meaning, Bruceo. I have noticed that fundies rely wholly on illogical rhetoric, because they have nothing else.
Fuck pastafarians
As if the real Captain would say such a thing. But, not a bad suggestion for Pastafarian wenches or Hookers for Jesus.
Both a pleasant surprise, and a good way to reproduce. But don’t be greedy, Fuck Everyone. Ugly people need loving too, so we love you
Greetings.
Nice to see the xtian trolls can’t express more than the usual ‘die’ ‘fuck’ and other hate filled messages. And I thought it was nearly Xmas too.
They probably know, just as we do, that the December the 25th has nothing to do with Jesus.
You guys hate organized religion and you act like you are an organized religion. Go shoot yourself.
Ava, we Pastafarians shoot MANY selfies. Just take a look!
If *your* religion was organized, you would follow Christ’s teachings instead of Pat Robertson’s.
Gandhi gets a quote: ‘I like Christ, but, He is so different from Christians’.
The difference is because 50,000 different denominations have reinvented an ancient myth to suit themselves. Pseudohistory.
Ava, you may notice that the hate-mail is one-way, including from you. Pastafarianism is the most tolerant of all religions and also the least organised, making you a hypocrite, a liar and offensive.
Merry Christmas. Disabled toilet.
Merry ChriFSMas, dear Patroller…
Hey Birdseye, I love your quote from Gandhi.