Pastafarian Council Member Wins Re-Election

Published November 10th, 2017 by Bobby Henderson

Congratulations to Pastafarian Christopher Schaeffer for winning re-election to the Pomfret New York Town Council.

Mr. Schaeffer enjoyed (perhaps suffered) internet fame when he wore a Colander during his first swearing-in ceremony in 2014.

To my knowledge no elected Pastafarian has yet worn Full Pirate Regalia in an official photo.

By the election results, it is clear the voters approve of Mr. Schaeffer, despite (perhaps because of) his public religious views.

Congrats, and keep up the good work, sir.

66 Responses to “Pastafarian Council Member Wins Re-Election”

  1. Drake says:

    Go die in a whole pastafarians.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Drake, considering you can’t tell the difference between ‘whole’ and ‘hole’, I don’t think you should be putting any of your thoughts into print.
      Do you think that some other religion is a more accurate reflection of the truth?

      • Drake says:

        Fuck off

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Drake, I’ll take that as a yes.

      • bruceo says:

        Actually, Cap, Drake was correct in using “whole”. He wishes us well in that we, after living very full and useful lives, won’t be exploded into bits by a (falsely) religious terrorist.

        • Drake says:

          Fuck pastafarians.

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          Expert realignment of meaning, Bruceo. I have noticed that fundies rely wholly on illogical rhetoric, because they have nothing else.

  2. Captain Birdseye says:

    Fuck pastafarians

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      As if the real Captain would say such a thing. But, not a bad suggestion for Pastafarian wenches or Hookers for Jesus.

  3. Rev. House says:

    Both a pleasant surprise, and a good way to reproduce. But don’t be greedy, Fuck Everyone. Ugly people need loving too, so we love you

  4. Reg Mombassa says:

    Nice to see the xtian trolls can’t express more than the usual ‘die’ ‘fuck’ and other hate filled messages. And I thought it was nearly Xmas too.

    • Keith says:

      They probably know, just as we do, that the December the 25th has nothing to do with Jesus.

  5. Ava says:

    You guys hate organized religion and you act like you are an organized religion. Go shoot yourself.

    • bruceo says:

      Ava, we Pastafarians shoot MANY selfies. Just take a look!

    • Apprentice Frederic says:

      If *your* religion was organized, you would follow Christ’s teachings instead of Pat Robertson’s.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Gandhi gets a quote: ‘I like Christ, but, He is so different from Christians’.
        The difference is because 50,000 different denominations have reinvented an ancient myth to suit themselves. Pseudohistory.

  6. Captain Birdseye says:

    Ava, you may notice that the hate-mail is one-way, including from you. Pastafarianism is the most tolerant of all religions and also the least organised, making you a hypocrite, a liar and offensive.

  7. Patroller says:

    Merry Christmas. Disabled toilet.

    • Apprentice Frederic says:

      Merry ChriFSMas, dear Patroller…

  8. Rasputin says:

    Hey Birdseye, I love your quote from Gandhi.

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