Climate Change is a Touchy Subject

Published March 30th, 2017 by Bobby Henderson

Trump’s Whitehouse is pushing its science officials to shut up about Climate Change, reports Politico:

A supervisor at the Energy Department’s international climate office told staff this week not to use the phrases “climate change,” “emissions reduction” or “Paris Agreement” in written memos, briefings or other written communication, sources have told POLITICO.

I’ve got mixed feelings about this since we Pastafarians are also skeptical about accepted causes of Climate Change. Years ago you’ll remember that we found a statistically significant relationship between the rise in average global temperature and the declining Pirate population.

I’ll note that even after 10 years, this data still has not been dis-proven by the science community, which we interpret as implicit acceptance of it’s Truth.

So we’re sympathetic to Team Trump’s misgivings of Established Science based on “evidence” and “peer-review” and so on.

But, we’re also fans of not needlessly destroying the planet. And while we may not agree with the causes of Climate change, we believe it is happening.

More, we Pastafarians are pragmatic. Even if you have some skepticism about Climate Change (perhaps all that data is being altered by a Supernatural being of some sort) — let’s maybe err on the side of reigning in pollution and old wasteful technologies with their excess CO2 production — and instead let’s support emerging technologies which can provide clean, renewable power. Not to mention jobs.

For this reason, I think Team Trump and the GOP are acting like tools.

Again, I hate to mention politics on our Church site, but I felt that we Pastafarians, as fellow science-skeptics, should say something.

What do you guys think?

141 Responses to “Climate Change is a Touchy Subject”

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  1. Steve says:

    I believe this completely but…
    the world was apparently warmer (according to your graph) when there were 45000 pirates as opposed to when there were 35000 pirates. Shouldn’t the increase in numbers have COOLED the Earth?

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  3. Stef says:

    The Dalai Lama once said: “If scientific analysis were conclusively to demonstrate certain claims in Buddhism to be false, then we must accept the findings of science and abandon those claims.”
    Shouldn’t we take learning of this great spiritual leader and consider the possibility that we, or the pirate Mosey, didn’t fully understood the FSM in these matters? That there’s a chance that human intervention is destroying the planet given to us by Him? Maybe pirates are sensitve to high CO2 levels?
    I humbly try not to be blasphemous, but shouldn’t we use the brains that his Holy Noodlyness gave us to think critically?

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Absolutely, Stef! It seems likely that the Dalai Lama is in fact a reincarnation of one of The FSM’s noodles. My beer has CO2 in it and I don’t seem to suffer any sensitivity.

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