happy Holidays everybody

Published December 14th, 2016 by Bobby Henderson

The Holiday[1] season is here again. How to Spread the Word of the FSM? Here are a few ideas:

• The Holiday e-Card machine is up and running again this year.

You can send a festive Holiday e-Card to your friends and family with a personalized message here. Below are a few of the designs:



FSM Ministry Nominations

Also — this season, if you know someone with impeccable character, ready to serve as a spiritual leader, you can nominate them to the FSM Ministry.

FSM Ministers will receive Lithograph Paper Certificates and PVC Minister’s ID cards, and will be added to the official registry. You can order here.



Or how about a festive FSM tree (this one courtesy of Trevor)



Here’s Tarun’s tree:



Amy spotted this amazing display on her neighbor’s house in Everett, WA:




[1] A note on Holiday: years ago, we noticed there was a shift in the way people expressed winter greetings — fewer “Merry Christmas’s” and more “happy holidays”. We concluded that these people were most likely Pastafarians (albeit many of them in secret) wishing people a happy Holiday – referring to our winter celebration Holiday, also known as ChriFSMas.

165 Responses to “happy Holidays everybody”

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  2. Oodles of Noodles says:

    I wonder what the FSM thinks about the USA right now.

  3. Fat Bastard says:

    Oodles, ‘Make America Grate Again’ obviously alludes to the time when most Americans were Pastafarians and grated Parmesan cheese onto their pasta. Trump plans to return to those happy days. The FSM be praised!

    • Rasputin says:

      Yaarrgghhh, FB, thou hast clearly been blessed with the power to understand the Noodly Message! Ha ha ha!

  4. Joao Luiz Pereira Tavares says:

    Nunca daria meu dinheiro para outro partido, exceto o PT. Meu dinheiro é apenas para minha religião, o PT.

    Seja “crowdfunding” pra Nossa deusa baranga Coração Valente© viajar de avião (como no ano passado, 2016, em que eu contribui para Nossa Querida Mãe Coração Valente©, de acordo com o pedido e ordem de Nosso Amado Chefe barbudinho… Apelo feito pela TV).

    E nem posso ser alienado pelo que eu mesmo escrevo, pois sigo o PETISMO e seus dogmas verdadeiros, anti-alienação (a saber: «é gópi, é gópi, é gópi»; «ilegítimo [Temer]»; «midiota»; «LUZ para todos»; «20 milhões na classe média»; «fascista»; «sem crime de responsabilidade»; «casa grande e senzala»; «Pronatec»; «velha mídia»; «coxinha»; ; «mídia hegemônica» [espécie de demoninho ou capetinha muito danoso a minha religião]; «Rede Globo é golpista»; «PiG»; «Estados Unidos, o Império»; «mídia golpista» etc. etc. etc. etc. — esses são todos os nossos sábios dogmas, e OS MEUS!).

    Portanto devido a isso EU jamais posso ser alienado. Sou apenas petista, e amo minha baranga deusa Mãe, — Mãe do PAC –, Coração Valente©, criada pelo João, o milionário, o Santana, mais conhecido no meio pelo apelido de O Feira. «O Feira» foi preso pela entidade do Mal, Sérgio MORO (de acordo com minha RELIGIÃO). Se minha religião falou que ele é do Mal, então ele é.


Enfim, meu Amado Chefe é sim ilibado & inocente. Assim tem falado Minha deusa Coração Valente©. Vamos crer em Coração Valente©.

    • Rasputin says:

      Hey Joao, bubbity nimvec doodly wot not. We can all invent funny languages.

  5. Excelsior says:

    Fat Bastard,
    Evidently you picked your pen name so that people won’t get you mixed up with Jesus who was a thin bastard! When Mary was an un-wedded virgin she was raped by a roman soldier named Pantheros and that’s where Jesus came from. In those days an un-wedded girl getting layed was a serious crime called fornication. Being the victim of a rape was no excuse and the standard punishment was stoning to death! In order to save Mary’s life, They concocted the fairy tale of immaculate conception! And that’s the story of the Thin Bastard who is worshipped by 2 billion people today!
    Some years ago you could find all this in the Wikipedia but after the Vatican transferred hundreds of tons of gold bullion to the Wikipedia you can’t find it there anymore!

    • Fat Bastard says:

      Excelsior, the Vatican may have missed a payment; Wikipedia has an article under Tiberius Pantera. A Roman could probably pull strings and save Jewish girls from the mob.

  6. Rasputin says:

    Dear Excelsior, thankyou for the reference to Pantheros. I’ve just Googled the guy. Fascinating.
    So perhaps Pantheros f*cked both Mary, and also Mandy the mother of Brian.

    • Rasputin says:

      Excellent point, FB. Makes sense.

      • Excelsior says:

        Another link which hasn’t been bought out yet with Vatican gold and has oodles of juicy articles about Pantheros and other subjects I’m sure would interest you is “The Gospel according to the Romans” at:
        Hurry and get there before the Vatican gold gets there!

        • Rasputin says:

          Well done, Excelsior. Good link.

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