happy Holidays everybody

Published December 14th, 2016 by Bobby Henderson

The Holiday[1] season is here again. How to Spread the Word of the FSM? Here are a few ideas:

• The Holiday e-Card machine is up and running again this year.

You can send a festive Holiday e-Card to your friends and family with a personalized message here. Below are a few of the designs:



FSM Ministry Nominations

Also — this season, if you know someone with impeccable character, ready to serve as a spiritual leader, you can nominate them to the FSM Ministry.

FSM Ministers will receive Lithograph Paper Certificates and PVC Minister’s ID cards, and will be added to the official registry. You can order here.



Or how about a festive FSM tree (this one courtesy of Trevor)



Here’s Tarun’s tree:



Amy spotted this amazing display on her neighbor’s house in Everett, WA:




[1] A note on Holiday: years ago, we noticed there was a shift in the way people expressed winter greetings — fewer “Merry Christmas’s” and more “happy holidays”. We concluded that these people were most likely Pastafarians (albeit many of them in secret) wishing people a happy Holiday – referring to our winter celebration Holiday, also known as ChriFSMas.

164 Responses to “happy Holidays everybody”

  1. Excelsior says:

    Hello everyone,
    Merry ChriFSMas, Happy Holidays, Merry Pastamas, Reason’s Greetings, Jolly Yuletide, Jolly Tannenbaum, Happy Hannukah, Merry Christmas, Happy everyone else that doesn’t fit in here! Yo Ho Ho Ramen!

  2. Bane says:

    Goodbye to the cesspit that is the FSM.

  3. Bane says:

    I neglected to mention that all those you have defiled the Patroller in the past year will know the the truth of existence.

    Enjoy your pathetic holidays, if that is what you believe. All that remains is oblivion. Disabled toilet.

    • John Mica says:

      It’s kind of cute how you’re trying to sound threatening yet you still end your comments with “disabled toilet.”

    • John Mica says:

      Also, I don’t think you know what defiled means. It means to desecrate or spoil, or in some cases rape. I don’t think that’s what you meant.

      • Keith says:

        I agree. You cannot defile what is already degraded.

        • John Mica says:

          Do you think that “Bane” is trying to convince us that he’s a different person than Patroller? Because if so, that’s pitiful.

        • Bane says:

          No cunt, I have many personas.

        • Fat Bastard says:

          “A shit by any other name smells just as bad.” (Shakespeare)

  4. Rasputin says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR PASTAFARIANS! My resolutions for the new year: Eat pasta, drink beer and get laid. What’s not to like?

    • Keith says:

      Yes, Happy New Year everyone. Let’s hope they keep getting better.

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  7. Rasputin says:

    Hoppy New Year! Trump, Islamic terrorists, Putin, China being acquisitive in the south seas, what could possibly go wrong?

  8. Azia constante says:

    Yes, Happy New Year everyone

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