Please do not delude yourself

Published November 11th, 2015 by Bobby Henderson

Been a while since I posted one of these, but this one irked me.

Please do not delude yourself that people of real faith are not interested themselves in where you and the other FSM assholes live, and where your loved ones attend school, or work etcetera….

I am not making any threats of any kind, as I am a non-violent Christian.

However, all of the people with my beliefs are not so willing to tolerate your silliness.

My advice is to shut down this pathetic folly, before people far less tolerant of your mockery of their spirituality take an active interest in your membership on a very personal level…

Kevin B

Not sure if that’s a threat or general douchery. It’s weird that people can send such vile messages and assume (hope?) that we won’t publish their identities. I don’t have much interest in publicly shaming, but it’s tempting. You get a C for effort, Kevin. Next time leave an anonymous note or something on my car.

But I think we should give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s having a rough day, not not-so-subtly threatening us. I think Kevin needs the FSM in his life.



2,702 Responses to “Please do not delude yourself”

  1. BIGBILLYBOBJR says:

    You suck and their is no such thing as a spaghetti monster, their is only god and Tom Hanks, you stupid fucks.

    • Jw says:

      Their —> there

    • basicdesign says:

      littleyoungbillybobby, their is no such thing as bigbillbob, old or young. There ya go.

    • Barbina says:

      Their, there, they’re… calm down

    • Ziti says:

      You have never seen the spaghetti monster so how do you know there is no such thing you fucking scientific fraud !

      Don’t come here with your pseudo scientific bullshit ! Any decent argument about religion involves compulsive circular logic, some friendly strawmen and definitive proof of a negative.

      Any half decent scientist knows that !

  2. basicdesign says:

    Cuckoo’s clan making a comeback on the side.

    • Knöpfli says:

      Don’t wind up ze cucköö. Pull their chain.

  3. Sweet Lu says:

    YALL SMELL LIKE SHIT

    • Keith says:

      Oh, go back to your trailer and feed the chickens.

    • basicdesign says:

      Oops. I live in a trailer and I have chicken. But I don’t think that Lu’s got any sense of smell anyway.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Yeah, but your chicken doesn’t post comments.

      • basicdesign says:

        One almost did. Had the comp’ on the other day, open on the page where I had left the last message I had put here. I went out for a bit, upon coming back I found Zoe pecking at the keyboard. Unfortunately the mouse wasn’t at the right place and she couldn’t move it with the mousepad.

      • basicdesign says:

        Main thing is, she didn’t shit on it. But I’d have liked to know what she meant to say.

  4. Richard says:

    What a disturbed mind, may I suggest religion to soothe the pain?

  5. ItchyPirate says:

    YALL SMELL LIKE SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS! PRAISE OUR HOLY GLOB THE FSM!

    • Maccheroni alla molinara says:

      RAMEN TO THAT !!!!!

  6. landon says:

    u are a bunch of retards with no mind it angers me i mean god is not spagheti it is complete shit

    • Keith says:

      If you wish to believe that your god is complete shit then that is your affair.

    • egg noodle says:

      Spelling, grammar and punctuation is for pussies.

  7. landon says:

    you are a bunch of retards i mean comon how stupid can you get its complete shit

    • conchiglie says:

      It takes words with more than two syllables to explain how stupid people can get.

      I will have to do it with a Haiku:

      pasta without guilt
      no harm to living beings
      wear your corander

      • Pici says:

        It is colander you retard !

        • conchiglie says:

          Exactly.

        • 面条 says:

          It colander

        • 面条 says:

          If you make a fool to pray to God, he will hurt forehead. So need colander.

          Confucius didn’t say that. It a Russian saying.

      • дурень says:

        Comrade !

  8. landon says:

    its italin anyway like if you agree

    • Knöpfle says:

      I can’t see any “like” button.

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