Please do not delude yourself

Published November 11th, 2015 by Bobby Henderson

Been a while since I posted one of these, but this one irked me.

Please do not delude yourself that people of real faith are not interested themselves in where you and the other FSM assholes live, and where your loved ones attend school, or work etcetera….

I am not making any threats of any kind, as I am a non-violent Christian.

However, all of the people with my beliefs are not so willing to tolerate your silliness.

My advice is to shut down this pathetic folly, before people far less tolerant of your mockery of their spirituality take an active interest in your membership on a very personal level…

Kevin B

Not sure if that’s a threat or general douchery. It’s weird that people can send such vile messages and assume (hope?) that we won’t publish their identities. I don’t have much interest in publicly shaming, but it’s tempting. You get a C for effort, Kevin. Next time leave an anonymous note or something on my car.

But I think we should give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s having a rough day, not not-so-subtly threatening us. I think Kevin needs the FSM in his life.

2,668 Responses to “Please do not delude yourself”

  1. Drake says:

    Like I can ever take your beliefs seriously. Go die in a whole.

    • bigboobsmcgee says:

      you mean to say a HOLE not a WHOLE as in a WHOLE PIE not a pot HOLE right???

    • Impasta says:

      I’m dicklexic too.

  2. Drake says:

    Pasafarians are add wholes.

    • bigboobsmcgee says:

      what is an add whole?? i’m assuming you’re illiterate now?

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        bigboobsmcgee, they are the cream of Christian homeschooling, yet, not educated enough to at least do something useful, such as flip burgers.

    • Alphy says:

      Do you use toilet tissue or do you just eat your own shit and lick your own ass clean?

  3. Ava says:


    • Chuck says:

      Are you offering in lieu of a pledge?

      • Apprentice Frederic says:

        Chuck, Twat did she say????

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          AF, they can’t be Hookers for Jesus, can they? I think that some fundie home-school teacher (TLoFSM?) has led their theology class here to demonstrate their skill at incompetence.

  4. Rasputin says:

    “Hookers for Jesus”? Can I try a free sample?

  5. YouMomTasteGreat! says:

    Praz Jeebus!

  6. Phat Doinkz says:


  7. Mike says:

    For lent, let’s all remember to give up something important. Myself, for example, long ago chose to give up believing in the made-up and as such I don’t have to give up anything. Praise gluten!

  8. Tristan says:

    I believe that this is my youth pastor, and i’m slightly concerned that he needs to take a joke. And no joke my youth pastor name is Kevin B____. LOL

    • Keith says:

      He seems to take pleasure in threatening on behalf of other people. Does your pastor (assuming he is the same person) act as timidly in front of a group of real people?

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Tristan, ask your youth pastor to estimate the probability of all of your ancestors meeting, resulting in you. If he suggests infinitesimal odds against, point out that, because it’s a fact that you exist, it’s actually 100%. Does he get angry and threaten you with Hell?

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