Please do not delude yourself

Published November 11th, 2015 by Bobby Henderson

Been a while since I posted one of these, but this one irked me.

Please do not delude yourself that people of real faith are not interested themselves in where you and the other FSM assholes live, and where your loved ones attend school, or work etcetera….

I am not making any threats of any kind, as I am a non-violent Christian.

However, all of the people with my beliefs are not so willing to tolerate your silliness.

My advice is to shut down this pathetic folly, before people far less tolerant of your mockery of their spirituality take an active interest in your membership on a very personal level…

Kevin B

Not sure if that’s a threat or general douchery. It’s weird that people can send such vile messages and assume (hope?) that we won’t publish their identities. I don’t have much interest in publicly shaming, but it’s tempting. You get a C for effort, Kevin. Next time leave an anonymous note or something on my car.

But I think we should give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he’s having a rough day, not not-so-subtly threatening us. I think Kevin needs the FSM in his life.

2,570 Responses to “Please do not delude yourself”

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  1. Drake says:

    Like I can ever take your beliefs seriously. Go die in a whole.

  2. Drake says:

    Pasafarians are add wholes.

  3. Ava says:


    • Chuck says:

      Are you offering in lieu of a pledge?

      • Apprentice Frederic says:

        Chuck, Twat did she say????

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          AF, they can’t be Hookers for Jesus, can they? I think that some fundie home-school teacher (TLoFSM?) has led their theology class here to demonstrate their skill at incompetence.

  4. Rasputin says:

    “Hookers for Jesus”? Can I try a free sample?

  5. YouMomTasteGreat! says:

    Praz Jeebus!

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