Campus Ministers

Published January 24th, 2015 by Bobby Henderson


Pastafarian Minister Dan Scott spotted a couple of campus ministers preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ (in a less than tolerant tone) in front of the University of Houston, so he decided to do some evangelizing on behalf of the FSM. Judging by their faces this looks to have been a great success in church-to-church interaction.

202 Responses to “Campus Ministers”

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  1. Rasputin says:

    Dear Kelly, WELCOME!
    Retain any nice stuff from your former faith, like love and goodness. Then reject the mythology about talking snakes, virgin births and walking on water.
    We grown-ups can decide for ourselves.
    Please come here more often.
    Live long and pasta.

    • Fat Bastard says:

      But I like the talking snake; it’s my favourite character.

  2. Rasputin says:

    If you want to see something truly beautiful and moving, go to YouTube and search “Carl Sagan on Religion – A Universe not made for us”. Watch it and weep. It’s like poetry.

  3. Excelsior says:

    My favorite Fairy-tale in the Bible is the one about Santa Clause. My favorite character in the Bible is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

      Did you know about Adolf the brown nosed raindeer? He’s the one behind Rudolph. He’s just as fast as Rudolph but he doesn’t stop as quickly.

      • Rasputin says:

        Ha ha!

  4. Excelsior says:

    Hey Gang,
    We’ve been outscooped by the Satanic Temple again. They have just got permission to set up an “After School Satan Club” in a Portland school because the “Child Evangelist Fellowship” set up a “Good News Club” to teach children how to evangelise! The Satan Club tells children how to use logic and have empathy towards others, whereas the Good News Club threatens you with hell if you don’t prosilytize!
    We should at least give the Temple an official letter of congratulations.

  5. Excelsior says:

    I forgot to say you can find the article in Foxnews.

  6. Rasputin says:

    I am disappointed. In the “comments” of a YouTube video, somebody claimed there is stuff on the Net under the title, “Flying Spaghetti Monster porn”. That would satisfy two of my greatest interests, but I’ve done a Google search and I can’t find any.

  7. Kayla (loyal Pastafarian) says:

    I have two strong words to say to these people,
    “Fuck you”
    I may sound aggressive, but I mean to say it in the most calm tone possible. Those people have an opinion, and everyone is allowed too, but those assumptions are douchey and idiotic. We may not act like you, or believe in what you say is ‘the God’ but that does not give you the RIGHT to say those thinks to us. What nut jobs. Kindness is the best policy. We Pastafarians welcome all on that list!

    Much Love!

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

      I think strictly that’s only one strong word and one very neutral one. So you have every right to conjoin them. Well said. Its Fri. Have some pasta and get shit faced.


  8. Cap'n Grey Beard says:

    I have to say the guy in the “trust jesus” hoodie looks about as trust worthy as Sadam Hussain. He cerainly should NOT be allowed near children IMO.

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