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Pastafarian Inmate Sues Prison

Published November 7th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

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In FSM news — Nebraska prisoner Stephen Cavanaugh is suing over the right to pursue his faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Specifically he wants:

* to dress in religious garments — that is, full pirate regalia — and,

* to take part in weekly meetings with others who hold similar beliefs

He’s also asking for $5 Million in damages related to “deep emotional, psychological, and spiritual pain resulting from being allowed to practice my religion, and Mr. Bartlet [Religious Coordinator, Nebraska State Pen]’s repeated mocking and insulting of my faith.”

I’m skeptical of anyone asking for money, and my immediate thought was that this is a frivolous lawsuit. But after reading the court documents and talking with people in the know, I feel that here is a troubled guy who is legitimately trying to pursue his faith and, only after being stymied by the in-house prison channels, was forced to take the fight to the courts. Yes the dollar amount he’s asking for is exorbitant (and in my view, hurts his case), but the underlying complaint feels legitimate to me.

One thing I found alarming: in the court docs there’s a claim by prison officials that, when looking into Cavanaugh’s religion, they found “the founder of Pastafarianism stated that it was a parody of religion”, and used this as a reason to deny Cavanaugh his requests for religious garments and group prayer.

They may or may not be referring to me, I don’t know — but I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to any Nebraskan prison officials, and if I did I wouldn’t have used those words.

For the record, I don’t believe Pastafarianism is a parody.

What I say, sometimes, is that some number of Pastafarians do not believe in a literal Flying Spaghetti Monster or our Creation story. And that is perfectly fine — it’s a common thing even in mainstream religion to be skeptical of scripture. The distinction is that in FSM, the culture is more accepting of people who are skeptical-minded, while in many mainstream religions, doubt is seen as an affront to the Dogmatic Truth.

My point is that there are doubters in religion in general, simply because religious scripture can be full of nonsense. You wouldn’t say Christianity is a parody just because some members don’t buy the part about the world being created in 7 days and the talking snake, etc.

Religion is more than a collection of beliefs and rituals, it’s a way to form community and a framework to make sense of our place in the universe. And on this level, I think Prison officials did Cavanaugh a disservice in not allowing him to pursue his faith. I mean, he wasn’t asking for that much. He wanted to buy a pirate costume with his own money and hang out with some other Pastafarians once a week.

One last point I’d like to make: lets consider that maybe the prison officials are simply unenlightened about the FSM. Maybe this is just a misunderstanding, rather than outright religious persecution. I suspect that Mr. Cavanaugh may be willing to call of the fight if the prison officials would relent and allow him to pursue his faith.

Here are the best articles I’ve found, if you’d like to keep reading about Cavanaugh’s case:

[1] Great article (and spectacular title) by ThinkProgress about the Cavanaugh lawsuit — Inmate Sues Prison Claiming His Religious Liberty Entitles Him To Dress Like A Pirate

[2] The raw court documents (PDF)

[3] Here’s an article where some lawyers are discussing whether the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster may have some influence in rethinking the RLUIPA (religion in prison) laws — Can the Flying Spaghetti Monster Reshape RLUIPA?



113 Responses to “Pastafarian Inmate Sues Prison”

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  1. Rasputin says:

    Remember Cap’n & Steve the Pirate: I talk and write b*ll*cks.

  2. Gnocchi Pudding says:

    Dear Rasputin, What, you only speak TWO languages? I speak Zulu, English, Afrikaans, German AND Bollocks!

    • Rasputin says:

      Oh Gnocchi Pudenda, you are magnificent. I want to mention your buttocks again, but it makes you angry so I won’t.
      I would love to see a graphic novel portraying Steve the Pirate’s journey to Pastafarianism. Perhaps the artist would have bit-parts for Gnocchi, Excelsior, Silly Kiwi Man, Cap’n G, Keith and every other regular. (Sorry if I missed your name off the list, lads ‘n’ lasses.)

      • Fat Bastard says:

        St. Pudding, although it’s the true origin of pudding, don’t look up pudenda in a dictionary.

    • Cap'n Grey Beard says:

      We have a saying in Britain.

      If you speak many languages you’re a polyglot
      If you speak three languages you’re trilingual
      If you speak two languages you’re bilingual
      If you only speak one language you’re English

  3. stephen says:

    I’ve always wanted to see a a feature length movie about some of our history, like Pirate Mosey’s exodus, or the creation of the first midgit

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