Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson


Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.

2,312 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

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    • Keith says:

      You forgot to thank the Abrahamic god. Isn’t that part of the testimonials?

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  6. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    Dear !!!! Mr !!!!!! Bradley !!! Blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I just absolutely LUV all your exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exclamation marks really make the world go round! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kind Regards !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Captain!!! Birdseye!!! says:

      Welcome back, St. Pudding the Gnocchi!!!!
      The lions never got you?????

      • The Sainted Gnocchi Trifle says:

        Why, Hello Captain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you know that, besides loving The Flying Spaghetti Monster, I also happen to LUV Question marks???????????????? Sadly, unlike the eco-friendly Exclamation Marks, Question Marks don’t make the world go round ! Do you think that it is the Question Marks who are causing all this global warming ????????????????????? No, thank FSM, the lions haven’t eaten me. My husband says that since lions are not vegetarians they do not eat Nuts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          The Tainted Gnocchi Trifle, not many people know that question marks are in fact wilted exclamation marks ! -> ? Viagra might help.
          It seems more likely that you are not kosher, thus forbidden to lions.

  7. The Sainted Gnocchi Trifle says:

    Dear Captain and Keith. I promise to stop larking about :)

    • Keith says:

      Good! You’ve been a very wayward girl and you had us all worried about you.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Shouldn’t that be ‘.. a very naughty girl’? Nothing that Kosher bagpipes can’t correct.

        • Keith says:

          “Wayward” sounds more religious and judgemental but point taken :-)

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