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Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans

Published March 24th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson

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Team FSM has reached $2 Million in loans on the micro-lending site Kiva. We’re now the top-lending religious congregation on Kiva, above the Buddhists, Catholics, Muslims, and — especially pleasing to me – above the Mormons, who we’ve been in a friendly competition with for years. Congratulations everyone!

suck it, mormons

What is Kiva? Kiva is a platform where you can make small loans to people in poor areas that need help starting small business. We make small, interest-free loans towards the projects we support, and Kiva combines them to fund the loan to the person who wants to build a small workshop, farm, restaurant, fruit stand, etc. These are interest-fee loans in places like Cambodia, Peru, Uganda — places where traditional bank lending to the poor is unavailable (or predatory). Kiva ensures that the loans are paid out and that the money is paid back. A lot of us feel this is the best way of bringing economic growth to the poorest areas.

I’ve had a good experience with Kiva and I encourage anyone interested to check it out. And please join our amazing team and help us continue to trounce the mainstream religion teams.



2,319 Responses to “Kiva Team FSM has reached $2 Million in Loans”

  1. larry says:

    My name is billy, i have been searching for a genuine loan company for the past 5 months and all i got was bunch of scams who made me to trust them and at the end of the day, they took my money without giving anything in return, all my hope was lost, i got confused and frustrated,i find it very difficult to feed my family, i never wanted to have anything to do with loan companies on net, so went to borrow some money from a friend, i told him all that happened and he said he can help me, that he knows a loan company that can help me, that he just got a loan from them, he directed me on how to apply for the loan, i did as he told me, i applied, i never believed but i tried and to my greatest surprise i got the loan within 24 hours, i could not believe, i am happy and rich again and i am thanking God that such loan companies like this still exist upon this scams all over the places, please i advise everyone out there who are in need of loan to go for [email protected]

    • Keith says:

      You forgot to thank the Abrahamic god. Isn’t that part of the testimonials?

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  5. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    Dear !!!! Mr !!!!!! Bradley !!! Blades!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I just absolutely LUV all your exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exclamation marks really make the world go round! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kind Regards !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Captain!!! Birdseye!!! says:

      Welcome back, St. Pudding the Gnocchi!!!!
      The lions never got you?????

      • The Sainted Gnocchi Trifle says:

        Why, Hello Captain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you know that, besides loving The Flying Spaghetti Monster, I also happen to LUV Question marks???????????????? Sadly, unlike the eco-friendly Exclamation Marks, Question Marks don’t make the world go round ! Do you think that it is the Question Marks who are causing all this global warming ????????????????????? No, thank FSM, the lions haven’t eaten me. My husband says that since lions are not vegetarians they do not eat Nuts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • Captain Birdseye says:

          The Tainted Gnocchi Trifle, not many people know that question marks are in fact wilted exclamation marks ! -> ? Viagra might help.
          It seems more likely that you are not kosher, thus forbidden to lions.

  6. The Sainted Gnocchi Trifle says:

    Dear Captain and Keith. I promise to stop larking about :)

    • Keith says:

      Good! You’ve been a very wayward girl and you had us all worried about you.

      • Captain Birdseye says:

        Shouldn’t that be ‘.. a very naughty girl’? Nothing that Kosher bagpipes can’t correct.

        • Keith says:

          “Wayward” sounds more religious and judgemental but point taken :-)

  7. Gnocchi Saint Pudding says:

    It’s good to be back again, thanks. Captain, are you still growing fruit and Keith still home-brewing? I still go bushwacking and will only leave again in November. I will happily spend my coastal “winter” talking to you guys again. Hope the other regulars whose posts I also so enjoyed will post more frequently. Presently aide am sitting on some rocks, staring out over an achingly lovely blue sea, hoping the Flying Spaghetti Monster will fly By and really make my day complete. Hope springs eternal. Wish all Pastafarians out there a happy weekend. Don’t forget to say your prayers, guys!

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      I anchor in the Tropics so it would be difficult to not have fruit growing on deck. At the moment I have buckets-full of passion fruit, avocado and mandarin; mulberries, peaches and pineapple follow soon; pomegranate, figs, mangoes and Muscat grapes later. I give them away to scurvy dogs or trade for rum.
      Does your Hassidic Highlander husband still serenade you with his Kosher bagpipes?
      Keep away from the Kraken!

    • Keith says:

      It will be good to chew the fat again. I don’t do home brewing any more. I have to many “must be done now” things to do these days. The FSM will fly by if you fill up the tank. I will be taking a “sabbatical” at my brother’s place for a week so will be incommunicado for that time. It’s a big time stress break. Enjoy your bushwhacking In nomine spaghetti.

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