Pastafarian minister sworn into office

Published January 6th, 2014 by Bobby Henderson


Encouraging news, reported by The Observer out of Dunkirk, New York:

A unique style of headwear was present during newly-seated Pomfret Town Council member Christopher Schaeffer’s oath of office Thursday afternoon, but it wasn’t intended to keep his head warm.

Schaeffer wore a colander (a strainer typically used to drain water from spaghetti) while Town Clerk Allison Dispense administered the oath of office to him before the board’s reorganizational meeting. When the OBSERVER asked afterward why he wore a colander on his head, Schaeffer said he was a minister with an even more unique organization – the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This may be the first openly Pastafarian sworn into office. For sure, the first to be sworn in wearing a colander.

I imagine Council member Schaeffer is getting a lot of heat because of the news coverage. Some people will see it as obnoxious or a sign that he’s not taking the oath of office seriously. But I am completely confident that Schaeffer will distinguish himself as a Council member of the highest caliber.

Scaeffer’s statement at the end of the article says it all:

“Mostly, I’m just looking forward to making sure that the town is run smoothly and we meet the needs of all of our citizens,” he said. “If anybody ever has any concerns or questions, I hope they contact me, because I want to make sure that everyone is represented.”

You can read the article here at the Observer.

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  2. Jeff says:

    What the hell?

  3. Sean says:

    I am glad we have some representation here.

    Be Touched By His Noodly Appendage

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  5. Robert says:

    I admire him, for he has been touched by the noodly appendage. Some day when he passes away…uh…I mean pasta way…I hope the FSM is on his tomb stone.

    • Keith says:

      Pasta way…..I love that terminology and will do my best to include it in future conversations.

  6. Excelsior says:

    There’s nothing funny about wearing a collander. What’s really funny is what the popes and bishops wear!

  7. Mike says:

    May the sauce be with him

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