FSM Begins Rapture In The Northeast

Published October 26th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson


Too bad I live in Vancouver, I was hoping to be one of the first to feel the pull of the Holy Tentacles.

Even in name, a contradiction,


Strong evidence of the FSM’s presence for sure, but I think it’s hasty to refer to this as Rapture. Perhaps He is there for protection?  Have any Easterners felt the Touch of His Noodly Appendage?

53 Responses to “FSM Begins Rapture In The Northeast”

  1. Forrest Cornfield says:

    Sorry, I meant to say , “RAmen,” not Amen.

    I must now consume beer as penance.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      It must be Bud Light Lime. THAT will teach you a lesson.

      • Omnipotent Zombie says:

        Bud Light Lime is an improvment. Force him to consume regular old Budweiser; that’ll set him straight.

  2. Paul Ridley says:

    Does the film ‘the day after tomorrow’ ring a bell? Perhaps this had a little help from our smoke stacks???

  3. Hazel says:

    Does anybody out there know of anyone preparing for this in the north east pa state

  4. Believer says:

    I was talking about the rapture

  5. Molly says:

    Those are lines drawn on a computer to show directions of the storm. duh.

    • Pete Byrdie says:

      But that just doesn’t make sense! We KNOW the FSM exists, so surely the most likely interpretation of anything is one that supports that knowledge.

      • Keith says:

        People don’t understand. It is just like so many other photos of supernatural phenomena. Either it is blurry or the evidence that knits things together is just out of frame. In this case the eyestalks and meatballs are out of the frame.

  6. Pastor-Fazool says:

    The power of Rigatoni compels you! The power of Rigatoni compels you!

  7. John says:

    his is the truth as told by the church of the FSM, it is known we created it so that it could create us, all else is blasphemy towards his mighty noddle-ly appendages. It is known he boiled for our sins and that he take the dead to rest in his peaceful bed of carbohydrates that energise our soul for eternity, may you not compare his holiness to some made up deities. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster soften your heart like we soften him

    • Jo Switten says:

      But not to soft, He must remain Al Dente! :)

  8. Al Dente says:

    But, I have always been Al Dente.

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