Melbourne counter-demonstration: Muslims and Pastafarians Vs. Atheists

Published June 11th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson

During lunch break on Sunday April 15th  at the Global Atheist Convention in Melbourne, a group of 20 or so courageous Muslim extremists gathered in front of the convention center filled with 4000 Atheist unbelievers. They were quickly joined by two Pastafarians and shoulder to shoulder they demonstrated against those ignorant Atheists who do not understand Creation nor fear God. Islam and Flying Spaghetti Monsterism have the same core beliefs in common; we believe (and truly know) that the universe and all living beings were created by a deity and a Prophet spoke in His name. We just have different opinions about  the name of that god and Prophet and also treat our wenches slightly differently. Apart from that, Islam and Pastafarianism: Same struggle!

In the attached pictures you will see the Muslims demonstrating in full Islamic regalia together with Pastafarians in colander head gear holding up the Gospel and a fresh pack of Spaghetti. On the windows in the background you might see the reflection of a Pirate Ship. Coincidence??

Pesto be upon all Believers,








Pasta Brothers

Pastafarian Preaching along Muslim brothas

149 Responses to “Melbourne counter-demonstration: Muslims and Pastafarians Vs. Atheists”

  1. willie t says:

    just wonder did any of those idiot’s of allah got it ,just like many ch—- ans i know they just don’t get how ridiculous
    their beliefs are

  2. willie t says:

    athiest’s for celtic

    • Welly G says:

      Surely all good athiests are Partick supporters

  3. BA says:

    you are slaves of the devil, nothing more!!

    • Keith says:

      No we aren’t. If I was a slave of “the” devil (you really should specify which one as there are so many) I would have to wear a skimpy loin cloth and be continually whipped while having warm honey poured over me (oh, wait: that’s one of my fantasies). OK, fine. You’ve made a sweeping statement. Prove it!

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      “BA” says the sheep, which is appropriate, since only sheep need a master.

      • PlagueChicken says:

        BA indeed…lets hear it for the goats!

    • Atsap Revol says:

      Is this Big Guy hiding under a new identity? Nah, BG was never this concise. But the sentiments of BA and BG are similar. Come back and post again BA…we need some new BS to stimulate our interest.

      Atsap Revol, The Pastafarian Prelate

      • puppygoogoo says:


        Hopefully. I need a new challenge.


        • Atsap Revol says:

          Puppygoogoo it’s good to see you back. Yes, indeed, we need a few god-fearing fundie posts to precipitate our vivacious, thoughtful, intellectual responses.


      • Wayne says:

        Similar sentiments, different troll.

    • Paddy says:

      Plainly a Rangers fan, then.

      • stylusmobilus says:

        Where Are The Paychecks, after all…

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      If I don’t believe in god, why should I believe in a devil? He’s just another figment of the imagination, created to explain why bad things happen to good people. Besides, there seems to be an inherent dualism in nature. For every summer there’s a winter, and there’s good and bad within us all. Ancient people saw this and created the angry, bad gods (Shiva, Loki, Yawheh) along with the good ones.

      P.S. If you Christians are right about everything, I want to apply for a new Guardian Angel. He’s doing a crappy job.

    • Brian says:

      Oh dear! You just don’t get it do you? There Is No “devil” either.

  4. bred flink says:

    I didn’t know that Pastafarians got to wear collanders as hats. This is wonderful news because I’ve always thought that I looked good in one.

    • Keith says:

      Pastafarian collanders certainly score over looney tin foil hats in several ways. You don’t have to put in the effort of making one, collanders are more durable than tin foil, they don’t suffer from nasty wrinkles and, as a fashion statement you can stick flowers or other decorations on using the holes. They are also practical in that you can still use them as strainers.

      • Carbonara Corsair says:

        I would not wear one in a thunderstorm, though, since I wouldn’t like to end up as the Ohio’s giant Touchdown Jesus statue…

        • Keith says:

          I’d only worry about that if I were 10 feet tall.

      • stef says:

        for a moment there keith i thought u said u could use them as trainers. but hey, why not. would look even cooler than the fad of bare-foot running. FSM provides the way once again

  5. lk says:

    And still Muslims insist that their religion is tolerant and non violent… (the only religion, burn in hell etc)

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      Ask them why almost every conflict on earth is muslims vs. some other group, then.

      • Keith says:

        Yesterday there was a protest in Sydney by a group of Muslims who had nothing better to do. It ended in violence. What were they protesting about? The “Innocence of Muslims” film. Nothing that was produced in Australia and certainly nothing that the Australian state or Federal governments could do anything about. It’s incredible that people demand we respect their religion (even grovel to it), when we live in a multicultural society which must inevitably contain people who do not share their views. Incidentally, I watched part of “Innocence of Muslims” and found it to be a very tedious piece of work. I daresay only one ore two of the protestors actually bothered to check it out themselves.

        • fully sick an' pumpin' like a sub-woofer moite says:

          Never used to happen back in the early 70’s. They would all go out and find jobs across the country and build their dream in suburbia, holding barbies just like the rest of Australia on a Sunday.

  6. John2find says:

    I do not understand why their is hate from people here. FSM is all about peace. Not only this we have evidence to prove our Lord FSM is all real. Guys seriously you need to read the Holy book of our lord FSM. All big bang and alll science you can think of or have thought of is already present in it.
    Our Holly pirates are the archeological evidence of existence of FSM.
    Please do comment only once you read the Gospel of FSM, the last perfect book revealed to our holy Prophet.(Pesto be upon him).

    • SpagPuttanesca says:

      Holly pirates?
      Oh yes of course, The Spikey Ones.
      Captain Mosey had a whole bunch of trouble with them, when they strayed from the true path of His Noodly Goodness. And so it came to pass that The FSM created Holly Blight. And lo, there was Blight all around, and His Noodly Goodness saw that it was good.

    • arron young-mcdaniel says:

      your so full of @$$ spit that . oooooooooooooo it’s not worth it. Hell has a place for those whomake things up inorder too better themself of make fun of others. yes the holy bible has been rewritten many times by those who were in power at the time. but to re write it as u have is NOT ORDAINED BY GOD . but then fools r fools. and so lit the fools lead fools to the path of foolhardiness.

      • Atsap Revol says:

        Well @$$ spit to you arron young-mcdaniel. Your foolish comment that fools are fools that lead fools on the path of foolhardiness is foolishly stated. But thanks for pointing out that even though your Holy Bible has been rewritten and taken apart and reassembled many times, those changes were always ORDAINED BY GOD. I would have thought that an all-wise, all-powerful God would have directed the writing and revising efforts to produce a book devoid of the inconsistencies and errors of the Bible. But alas, we must conclude that your God is neither all-wise nor all-powerful. Either that or He doesn’t exist.

        What is the place in Hell for those who make things up? Is it the Evangelistic Garden of Faith and Tithing?

        Atsap Revol, Bishop of Blasphemy

        • the fool that lit the other fool says:

          we fools am of make fun of because we fools, and easily lit.

        • Atsap Revol says:

          There is a third possibility that I forgot to mention. As George Carlin pointed out, it may be that God “just doesn’t give a shit.” That would explain a lot of things that don’t fit the idea of an all-wise, all-powerful God. George also observed that he is convinced that if there is a God, “He must be a man, because no woman ever could or would fuck things up this bad.”

          Atsap Revol, Bishop of Blasphemy

      • Keith says:

        Arron, our Bible is not a rewriting of the one you use. It is the true Bible. According to Dante there is no place in hell reserved for Pastafarians. http://people.eku.edu/kingt/inferno/ Incidentally, if you have a posh double barrelled surname you could at least attempt to write in a posh manner.

        • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

          Keith, having a double barreled name often means your parents weren’t married, but at least the different names suggest that they weren’t too closely related!

          May the Sauce be with you

          The Reverend

        • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

          Nice link Keith, it’s interesting to note that, according to Dante, the penultimate circle of hell is the ‘Home of the Fraudulent’. It seems then that the priests and popes will find themselves deeper into hell than I will as a heretic! Fascinating.

          The Reverend

        • Keith says:

          Reverend, you are partly right about the double barrelled name, however in many cases these names occur as the result of a desire to retain two family names. I don’t know the full details but I think it is either because both names have a distinguished history or it may also be a legal thing for inheritance purposes. Pretty similar to the quartering or impaling of arms in heraldry, I daresay. I was actually thinking of the Monty Python stereotype when I wrote about the “posh” name, as the Tarquin fim tim lim bim whim bim lim busstop f’tang f’tang olay biscuit barrel types invariably speak in posh (although extremely silly) voices.
          Regarding Dante. I daresay if he was alive today he’d have a special circle reserved for politicians too. Apart from mayors and aldermen there probably weren’t enough of them in his day to warrant a special category.

        • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

          I didn’t expect the Spanish inquisition!

        • The Knights Who Say NI says:

          No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  7. TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

    It is my understanding that Prophet Bobby (pesto be upon him) sent in a check for God’s Ordination for our Bible, but it was never cashed.

  8. James says:

    I agree that these Muslim evangelists were very brave indeed to stand up to the Godless Athiest Infidels and even more so to be seen in ecumenical solidarity with known Pastafarians. It is very helpful public service to let all know that they are going to Burn In Hell forever, and that “Islam is the Only Monotheistic Religion”. All very good to know.

    In a related story, some of you may have already heard about the “International Topless Jihad Day” and organized protests across Europe. Some of these Infidel Women wrote messages like “Fuck Your Morals!” on their bare breasts, which I have to say, comes very close to hurting my feelings. I sure hope that nothing like this ever spreads to our country!


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