We had my daughter baptized for family reasons

Published May 19th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson


We had my daughter baptized for family reasons. My price was that I got to choose the cake.

Submitted by Jeremy, baked by Marie-Eve

52 Responses to “We had my daughter baptized for family reasons”

  1. MainePapa says:

    I have been an outspoken atheist, but I am now converted. Reach down and touch me your noodleness. I love the cake, and thank you for sharing this with the congregation.

  2. marcI says:


  3. MedusaMaro says:

    love it..

  4. Sheena says:

    Excellent post. Can you write a post about a fertility monitor too?

    Your writing skills are quite impressive, and I can see it definitely spurred some heated debate.

    Quite an impressive discussion this story started.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Yes, Sheena. To control fertility, grip the Gospel between the knees and pray to FSM. If it ever goes missing, expect the pasta of tiny feet. Aaaaarghhhhh….

      • Rasputin says:

        Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!
        Love it.

  5. Rasputin says:

    Do any Pastafarians own or work in restaurants? Perhaps you could advertise your restaurant on this site. Set up a day when any Pastafarians can visit your premises at half price. It would work like a “flashmob”.
    The conditions would be:
    1) Diners can only eat pasta and pasta-related foodstuffs (perhaps from a buffet) and,
    2) You MUST be dressed as a pirate.
    It’s a way for like-minded Pastafarians to meet in person instead of just on line.

    • Keith says:

      Any adverts from a Pastafarian restaurant owner would be a welcome change from the loan adverts that keep coming up.

      • Rasputin says:

        I agree.

        • Rasputin says:

          In future, every time I see an advert from somebody who’s trying to lend money, I will ask to borrow some cash so that I can pay that person to f**k themselves. If we all do it, perhaps they’ll give up. Like Jebus, let’s drive the money lenders out of our synagogue!

  6. Shad Feerick says:

    What an amazing cake!!!

  7. Launa Logwood says:

    You are so exciting! I truly do not assume I’ve genuinely go through just one thing that way well before.

  8. bobby cocroft says:

    thats right buddt dont lie down for anybody, unless of course its for inlaws who may find you barely tolerable as it is in which case buy a cake and stick it in the freezer to stress eat after everyone has left now wash that cake down with rum and watch mst3k episodes where they watch sinbad while proudly wearing your collinder and underoo’s

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