What should we do with our own currency?

Published April 20th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson


Jerry from VectorGeek made us some FSM money.  Beautiful work!  What should we do with it?  

My first thought is something like those propaganda tracts that when folded  appear to be folded money but then you open it and see instead it’s a message how you can be saved.  Like these:

WWJD-- evidently he would leave fake money as a tip some things are better than fake money -- money is one of those things

Obnoxious, yes, but we’ll be doing it in the spirit of polite mockery, so it feels ok to me.  Let’s, please, not leave them as pretend-tips at restaurants.

Good idea or no?  Any other ideas?

90 Responses to “What should we do with our own currency?”

  1. Oli says:

    Any chance an English version could be made? Not that I have anything against an American style; I just think it’d be nice to see it in the style of a few other countries to!

  2. SGT J says:

    I would buy a stack of these. Great way to spread the message.

  3. Keith says:

    Get a cat eye transplant or reincarnate as a cat.

  4. Tammy says:

    i’d say sell’em as bookmarks, thats what i use the funny money i get a coin shows for.

  5. david e says:

    one word for what to print the currency on: tyvek. it should be indestructible.

  6. Alex fritz says:

    fuck you bobby henderson, this is just ridicilous you’re a fucking faggot fuck you and fuck you’re family you’re fucked up in youre dad’s anus hole i fucked youre mother so hard that she threw the spaggheti monster out of her little mouth while she was doin a blow job on me. cya kidddo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    – Greeting’s Cecilie lemvig nielsen, Add me on facebook. :)

    • puppygoogoo says:


      Wow you certainly demonstrate the versatility of the word….. now how about you go take a long walk off a short pier.


    • Wayne says:

      *ridiculous, *your, *your, *your (wow, that’s three in a row, fascinating!), *spaghetti, *doing, *kiddo, *Greetings

      Congratulations Alex, on being able to breathe and communicate at least to the degree of grunting with such a low IQ. Now, please check your knuckles as I believe you have left some skin on the concrete.

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      Here Fritz, heeeeeere Frrrrrritz. Go fetch!

      (takes something shiny out of pocket, throws it in the middle of a busy intersection)

  7. Wayne says:

    Yeah, let’s do it. We can play Monopoly with it if nothing else.

  8. levi says:

    last night as i lay sleeping he came to me in his noodly greatness and bequived unto me the knowledge that in my lifetime there will be an event in which we all but kill the land no longer will we be able to rely on the land to give us sustanence for many generations our women will only be able to birth monsters and those monsters will die and all of us will become small bands of pirates essentially and we will wage war against eachother his children will emerge victorios as the last group of humans alive and he will descend upon them and pull the continents together into pastarama where we his pirates will repopulate and build with the toil of our own bodies our stripper factory he will reward us with the valcano of beer but as our numbers increase our values differ and somes greed for beer and strippers become overwhelming and theres a revolt and in order to save us from ourselves he seperates the continents and eachother and ultimately our belief will fade in him over time we will forget of organizing our own destruction and of our savior and time will repeat itself

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