Clearly the young one has been noodled

Published February 20th, 2012 by Bobby Henderson


My boyfriend’s granddaughter drew the attached, of her own volition, when she was only 4 years old.  Clearly the young one has been noodled.  We are not surprised – the innocent see the absolute truth….  Nevertheless, we are encouraged to see His Noodliness reaching out to the youth.  


Fantastic! I’m encouraged as well.

112 Responses to “Clearly the young one has been noodled”

  1. Bhashit says:

    Why don’t you add a facebook-share button?

    • Bhashit says:

      Sorry, My mistake. The facebook-share button appeared after a slight delay.

  2. Jesus LOVES You! says:

    Please. I don’t know any of you, but if you are this desperate for compassion and unfailing love… come to Jesus. This THING that someone has made up is unbelievable! JESUS is real. NOT spaghetti. I thought this was a joke.. If you want to live for eternity in perfectness and go to heaven, go to church and hear the world of the REAL God! I promise you’ll be happy you did, it’s not hard to go to the store, so why not church??

    • Insightful Ape says:

      Is this real? Sounds too much like a fake. Why go to store, not church? Because at the store you get something for what you pay. At church you get only an empty promise.

    • Atsap Revol says:

      I bought a bag of freshly fried chicken at the deli last week. As I was walking across the parking lot, a sweet young proselyte commented: “That chicken sure smells good. Do you know how much Jesus loves you?” Without missing a stride, I responded: “That may be so, but He’s not getting any of my chicken.”

      It’s easy to go to the deli. You leave a little money and you get a bag of fried chicken. If you go to church, you leave a lot of money and you get a bag of feces tauri. Easy choice: chicken or bullshit.

      Atsap Revol

      • Keith says:

        Nice one, ATSAP. Perhaps someone should come up with a list of responses. The god botherers seem to have only two mantras: “Jesus loves you” or “You are going to Hell”. I’m sure we could liven up their day if we had a quick response on hand.

    • Keith says:

      JLU: I don’t know you either. Let’s keep it that way.

      • Jim says:

        “Have you f*ers lost him again!” : My friend’s response when confronted with “Have you found Jesus?”.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      Has anyone here never been in a church? I was raised to go at LEAST once every week, and did so until I evolved into a thinking adult, at which time I started analyzing what was being spewed and judged it to be – in the words of our esteem brother ATSAP REVOL – feces tauri.

      Spaghetti IS real. I was also raised by an Italian mother, so I ate pasta more than I went to church, thank the FSM. I’m saved!

      • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

        P.S. Just how desperate for love do we have to be to accept YOUR unbelievable religion, J.L.Y.?

      • Keith says:

        I used to go to Sunday school, then church until I was about 12. At that age my parents asked me if I still wanted to go. When I said “no” my mother said “you’re old enough and ugly enough to make your own decisions”. That was that.

        • Olio says:

          Wait are we at church now? The church of the FSM?

        • Keith says:

          No: the Christian Church. If you want to be more specific: Methodist. We used to be Church of England but when we moved to Australia there was no C of E church in the neighbourhood. We plumped for the nearest church that wasn’t Catholic. Don’t blame me: it was my parents’ decision.

        • Olio says:

          Moving to Aussie land? Nobody could ever blame you for that. I’ve heard all good things about Australia.

      • Captain Darkblade says:

        I can proudly say I’ve never been to church.

      • Olio says:

        Not recently. But for a wedding ceremony at one, does it count?

      • Bill T. says:

        Yah, I went to church too. The more I went, the less sense the people there made.

    • Reverend Captain Mal says:

      I’m not desperate for compassion and unfailing love. I have a dog for that. He greets me excitedly when I come home and is always a good listener. Sometimes, when things are really bad, he’ll even cry for me. Would you like to know the best “trait” my dog has, though? I can prove he exists, and that puts him several steps above your narcissistic Jewish zombie.

      You know what I am desperate for? Sense. Some people call it common sense, but I’m not convinced. In organized religion it seems rarer than unicorns. The day some religious nut can produce one shred of actual evidence to support ANY of their claims, I’ll start cutting you folks a little slack. Until then, keep your buybull thumping limited to those who actually want to hear it.


      P.S. – Have you ever really studied the lore concerning heaven and hell and the fall of Lucifer? If any of that really did exist, you would be fighting on the side of the oppressive tyrant. Congrats on being a dickwad.

      • Olio says:

        Hey I have never seen your dog. He exists to you. But to me he is just words on the screen here. No fur to pat, no dog kisses, no baying to go outside, just blips on a screen. Does this mean I don’t believe in your dog? No. I have faith your dog exists.

        • Reverend Captain Mal says:

          My point was that I COULD prove my dog exists. It’s quite easy because he does exist. If absolute proof was necessary, you could meet him.

          Who can say the same about God?

        • Olio says:

          What Would Scooby Do?

        • Olio says:

          Scratch that.

          What Would Scooby Doo?

      • Olio says:

        I’ve been told, always curb the dogma.

    • Marrey Jack says:

      Listen Jesus, here’s the deal. My church is Fazolies, and since I can’t get drunk in this life because the Flying Spaghetti Monster revealed himself to me by inflicting me with alcoholism by sending Fetucini al Satanio to tempt me into being a drunk, and in the afterlife I get to do more than just strum harps-I get a BEER VOLCANO!!! That is how he REVEALED his noodly goodness to this godless heathen who was nothing but a worthless baby eating, hex sending, ATHEIST who worshipped the devil by making a mockery of all the pirates out there by getting drunk on Captain Morgan’s and drooling all over the place at Long John Silvers.

      You say spaghetti isn’t real?! Jesus is just an imaginary friend for adults, but I HAVE spaghetti in the cupboard. In fact I just drove by the church(granted it was closed, damn the luck cause I wanted some bread sticks:( but there IS spaghetti in there. Spaghetti IS real, just go down the pasta aisle at Kroger’s, perhaps the Flying Spaghetti Monster will reveal himself to you and open your blind eyes when you get touched in your heart by his noodly appendage!!!

      Ramen and Ravioli to you:)
      Be blessed and eat breadsticks,

    • Leanne says:

      But spaghetti is real. I had it for dinner…

      • Pasta Arian says:

        But, what you boiled for your sins, Leanne, is not of the same substance as The FSM. There is, surely, no Holy Trinity, except pasta, pesto and prosciutto. Aaaaarghhhhh….

    • Pastafarian Extremist says:

      You don’t even know whats supposed to be in your heaven. We know exactly ehat it is: a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

  3. ashley says:

    Cmon…do you all really believe this or is this some kind of joke..A spaghetti monster??

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      Sooo close. Come on, can do it. Read the about page.

    • Marrey Jack says:

      No, this is a parody religion where we talk just like Theists. If a person is a Pastafarian I would go so far to say they are by default most likely an Atheist(with a good sense of humor:). That and we just like having fun by getting dressed up like Pirates!!! This was all started if I am not mistaken when a school district wanted Intelligent Design taught in a biology class alongside Evolution. Then some brilliant person pushed to have the Pastafarian creation story taught with intelligent design. If they have to teach some crack pot religious pseudo science and insult the rest of us who are concerned with truth by calling it “science” and telling lies when it is nothing more than religion, if they are allowed to spew their crack pot stories then they will also have to spew OUR crack pot story:)

  4. ed says:

    The Noodle is strong with this one.

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  6. Saint Gnocchi says:

    Holy crap. Have just been paging though the Buybull again. What an enormous amount of donkeys’ balls contained therein. People waste their entire lives trying to “live” this crappola? Bejaysus, what a scam!

    • Keith says:

      Yes, we’ve even got a donkey with the balls to reprimand his master (Numbers 22:28).

      • The Sauceror says:

        Dear Keith, speaking of filthy animals, congratulations on your Mistah Rabbit’s fall from grace. Maybe he would like to marry Kim Davis and they could run away together. Since she has so much experience with sex with animals, she could teach him a thing or two.

        • Keith says:

          Dear Sauceror,
          Thank you for your congratulations. With a bit of luck we may see an end to the school chaplaincy programme, although I am not holding my breath on that one. Tony Maggot was a thug and he surrounded himself with thugs: a bit like the execrable John Howard who preceded him and under who’s dictatorship he pretended to be workplace relations minister and then health minister. He was a failure at both, mainly because he despises working class people and the infirm.

        • The Sauceror says:

          Dear Keith, I never quite got the whole Orstralyan “librul” thing. I think of a librul as someone that right-wing rednecks, fundies, and conspiracy theorists hate, not someone like John Coward, that they vote for. It seems kind of backwards and upside down. Hopefully your new multi-millionaire PM will be less Cowardly and Rabbitly, and will understand working class people and LGBT borched mesoms better than his “librul” predecessors. Ramen.

        • SillyKiwiMan says:

          I too was as confused as hell by the “Liberal” thing, when first I defected. It’s almost like the various churches, spouting one thing and doing another… (although the Libs had their origins in libertarianism, so it makes historical sense)

          I’ve lived in a few countries now, and the Aussie system is impressive in its fuckedupness. When the “Shooters and Fishers” party, or the “Motoring Enthusiasts” party can hold the balance of power, there’s something wrong.

          Don’t even get me started on Fred Nile (Australia unfortunately produced him, as well as Ken Ham) in NSW.

        • Keith says:

          The Liberal Party supposedly started out as a party of “liberal” ideas, although just what that means I could not say. Their founder Bob Menzies (Pig Iron Bob) who was PM from 1939 – 1941 supposedly made a fortune by selling iron ore to the Japanese, who kindly returned some of it to us during WW2. The Liberal Party these days is far more right wing than it was from the 1960s to the 1980s. I think their motto is “The Lord helps those who stomp on the workers.” They have adopted some of the American right’s ideas like the trickle down effect (the rich pissing on the poor) and shout “unAustralian” when someone criticises some aspect of what passes for culture in Australia. If you listen to Parliamentary discussions on the wireless you’d probably get the impression that Australian politicians are all old gouty people who wear powdered wigs and carry silver topped canes.

    • The Sauceror says:

      Yup. I call it “horse duvers for ignoranuses”.

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      Who says it’s crap? I cited that Kentucky clerk who refuses to follow the law, and she’s even being backed by Presidential hopeful (or should that be Presidential delusional?) Mike Huckabee. Truly, the Noodly Ones is speaking through asses again.

      • The Sauceror says:

        That poor woman does not belong in jail! She is being denied her fundamental right to be stoned to death (Leviticus 20:10). Everybody knows that sinful animals should be stoned to death (Exodus 21:28). Since her present husband of the moment is an ass, he has the right to be stoned too (Leviticus 20:15-16). If the good Christians in her city had obeyed Deuteronomy 22: 13-21 in the first place, we wouldn’t have this whole situation. Mike Huckabee, being a good Christian, should throw the first stone and then follow the advice in Proverbs 23:2.

        • Rasputin says:

          Dear Sauceror, is there any part of the buybull which says, “Go f*ck yourself”? We could invite Christians to look it up.
          All those pages and nothing useful to say.

  7. Andrew says:

    Omg how dumb can you be! you religion is bullcrap and so is your flying bowl of mouldy shit. Stupid. I just want to say your idea of how the universe was created is also a load of bull. How was beer even invented? Why do you even believe in this shit.

    • Keith says:

      Andrew: 1) Do you subscribe to a religion? If so, be pleased to tell us which one you hold in such regard.
      2) Did you ever study grammar and punctuation in primary school or were you home schooled?
      3) Who said that we believe this “shit?”

      • Andrew says:

        Keith, what job do you have?

        • Keith says:

          Why? Is it important in any way?

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Andrew, if you can refer me to a religion that makes more sense, I will instantly convert. What about Catholicism? Or Hindu?

      • The Sauceror says:

        O-o-o-o! O-ooo-ooo! OOOO! I got it! … I got it!… Noooomerology. Numerology has numbers. And numbers are ma-a-agic.

        • The Sauceror says:

          ……although, astrology has stars. Stars twinkle, so they must be magic too.

        • Keith says:

          I tried Numbology. After hitting myself with a hammer for a while I stopped feeling anything.

  8. Andrew says:

    Also, I want to say your ideas of heaven and hell is just a fucking joke. Beer factory’s and strippers. Why are you so fucking dumb

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Given the choice between beer and strippers vs. sitting on a cloud and playing the harp, I will go with the former. The strippers come with no strings attached.

      • The Sauceror says:

        Andrew, you could probably help out your case a whole lot better if you could spell anything correctly. Really…. anything at all.

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