Spaghetti Monster soap–clean living

Published July 20th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson


I am a huge fan of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I also make natural lye soap, so of course I had to find a way to marry the two. 

I have created these soaps – they smell like spaghetti sauce – oregano in tomato sauce.  Since these are lye soaps, they don’t dry out so they also make excellent decorations.  I have one watching over me at my desk at work.


20 Responses to “Spaghetti Monster soap–clean living”

  1. brando says:

    Sir! I would like to buy your soap.

    • Christina Northam says:

      Thank you, brando. You may purchase them through my etsy shop that you can get to through my website. They are $6 each and I will donate 50% of the profit back to the church.

  2. Olivier says:

    Miss, I would also like to buy your soap!

  3. Stu says:

    Soap – so it’s true…

    Cleanliness is next to Flying Spaghetti Monsterliness!

    • Randy says:

      LOL!!! Good one!

  4. TiltedHorizon says:

    Now his noodly appendage can touch you everyday and free us from the evils of dirt and grime.

    I’ll drink to that! Arrrrrgh!

    • Randy says:

      This is a “sign” from the FSM (praise be His Noodly Appendages) that He doesn’t want anyone soiling the Holy Beer Volcano or the Holy Stripper Factory.

  5. Ppenguinator says:

    But could you bring yourself to use it?

    • B. says:

      Think of it like this: You will rub yourself with His Noodliness and have Him allover you.

      Sounds like the basis of a long shower to me.


  6. John Peer says:

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    Gratefull for all, may the juice be with y’a. Ramen.

    John Peer
    (Peer-reviewer at Journal of Metaquantum Life Sciences)

  7. Rev Toni Rigatgoni says:

    Christina, I love the soap, would you be willing to ship a couple of bars to the UK?

    Sauced be with you.

    The Reverend

  8. Rev Toni Rigatgoni says:

    Sorry Christina, just been on your site and found out you don’t ship to the UK. Sometimes it can be a real pain living in the third world.

    The Reverend

    United Kingdom

    (a small insignificant cluster of islands of the coast of Europe)

    • Christina says:

      I never expected anyone to have an interest internationally so I never researched what it would take to ship there. If you are still interested, I will figure it out.

    • Christina Northam says:

      I have researched it and I can ship to the UK for about $12 – you will be responsible for any additional taxes. I have added it to the listing, so you can execute the transaction there if you like.

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