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You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)

Published June 5th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You are a fraud. It’s obvious to me that you don’t give a shit about you’re so-called religion. I am not even that christian but this site makes me sick. you have no right to start a religion or should i say cult.  People need to think for themselves they dont need to listen to your nonsense. I am not even that christian but at least they are trying to help people. What are you trying to do? make money and buy a pirate ship and fill it with strippers and beer?  That is the most stupid thing I ever heard. I hope the government shuts you down and takes you’re money. You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron.

Suck it,

Mike



1,437 Responses to “You will never have a pirate ship they cost millions moron (hate-mail)”

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  1. Austin says:

    This piece of hate mail is actually wtf. Why do you just assume that the FSM’s life goal is to get a beer-stripper pirate ship(I would want one)? Also, the government probably tolerates this kind of thing.

  2. The Flying Spaghetti Monster says:

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  4. Kilgore Trout says:

    His Noodliness is trying to communicate with us! Does anyone know what that says?
    It just looks like a bunch of boxes

    • Keith says:

      He’s just drunk again..

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Semaphore, maybe? As well as drunk.

  5. Jamie says:

    What money? There’s money? Is He rolling in the pizza dough? I’m confused. I want a pirate ship and a beer volcano and ofc, Magic Mike.

  6. Emili says:

    He asked what he was trying to prove, well he is showing you can be yourself and be religious without the restrictions other religions have. Pastafarianism is a innocent religion that excerpts all people no matter the background, unlike most all religions.

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