Russia playground sighting

Published June 25th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson


I would guess that it’s some kind of FSM totem pole from an ancient Russian culture, now half buried in the ground and used as a jungle gym on a playground… ;)


66 Responses to “Russia playground sighting”

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  1. Tam Lin says:

    русская Православная Летающий Макаронный Монстр, да?

    • Moderate Orca says:

      I think I’d rather say it’s “Русская Церковь Летающего Макаронного Монстра” :)
      Playgrounds like this are actually common in Russia.
      Authorities speculate that they might be built for kids by enthusiasts and by government-sponsored social institutions, but of course every intelligent pastafarian knows that they in fact just appear out of nowhere.

    • Russ says:

      а еще у нас есть летающая АэроВафля! (flying AeroWafer)

  2. Big Guy says:

    Холод склонности катился засоленный, и порошок покрыл стальной шланг трубки. fsm иначе Бен Ладен мертв и похоронен в море, преобладать над этим.

    • StJason says:

      Please do not feed the troll.

  3. Big Guy says:

    Помните, что этот участок был начат раздраженным атеистом. Болван имеет топор, чтобы размолоть относительно обучения креационизма в школах. Мир нуждается в большем количестве десяти заповедей Бога не меньше.

    Бог любит грешника, но ненавидит грех.

    • StJason says:

      Please do not feed the troll

  4. Big Guy says:

    я думаю, что слишком высокого мнения о себе. Я немного грустный человек, который masterbates слишком много, чтобы заполнить время

    • Big Guy says:

      Translation: “Salt water or fresh, shit floats.”

      • StJason says:

        Do not feed the troll.

        • Adrian D. says:

          Can we get an IP ban here? This user has continually trolled in these comments and those of other stories.

    • Big Guy says:

      again you speak of masturbating what’s up with that dude it’s weird & childish man.

      • TiltedHorizon says:

        “again you speak of masturbating”

        Who are you talking to? The only reference to what you are best known for is in your own post.

  5. Big Guy says:

    Adrian god loves you

    • Cheese says:

      Do not feed the Troll.

      • Big Guy says:

        trolls as in more than one

        • TiltedHorizon says:

          You are the only ‘Big Guy’ I see here.

  6. lolhoofd says:

    we shud realy IP ban big guy by now, gone tofar

    on topic
    shud we unground the totem pole or its best left there?

    • Big Guy says:

      shut up fool it’s hate mail get over it

      • TiltedHorizon says:


        What Christianity is best know for.

        • tekhedd says:

          I thought it was “Trolling.” :>

        • wulff says:

          X-tianity is known for hate. giB yuG is known for trolling.

  7. Big Guy says:

    TH your parents parents and there parents before them like 95 % of western society were & are part of this Christian world. Your are in the an extremely small world with your lost & searching fsm brethren.

    Because you say something disparaging doesn’t make it so…

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      “Because you say something disparaging doesn’t make it so…”

      I know, I apply that knowledge to every disparaging thing you say.

      By the way, my parents are Christian but they are part of the, as you say, not ‘real’ Christians who don’t agree with you. If you ever left the comfort of your bubble you would find your views to be in the minority amongst Christians.

    • Drained and Washed Clean says:

      This “christian world” you think you live in (which would mean christianity has to be a majority, and it isn’t) is actually an extremely small hunk of rock floating through outer space. In the grand scheme of things, this is nothing. We (you included) are nothing more than a speck of dust in infinity. Get over yourself.

      • Mal says:

        You could say that we are but a speck of Parmesan in the great pasta bowl that is the universe.


        • Drained and Washed Clean says:

          Nicely said :)

      • TerryDarc says:

        Or as Charles Dickens said in “The Chrisfmsas Carol”: “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”

        • wulff says:

          Nah. If that was true we would have eliminated him like the piece of sh*t he is by now.

      • Big Guy says:

        Gods dust pal

        • TiltedHorizon says:

          This is a retort?

          By the way, ‘gods’ in the plural presentation means many gods. Parapraxis?

    • tekhedd says:

      America is a Deist Nation!

      Many of the founders felt that a god had created them, but at the time the FSM was underground and secret, so they tended to be more generic in their beliefs.

      • tekhedd says:

        (um, yeah, in case I got distracted and completely neglected to mention it in my post, I’m that the founders didn’t believe in the Christian god, and clearly would have followed FSM if they had known about Him. I need to learn to proofread!)

      • Big Guy says:

        before spaghetti was created by the Chinese where was his noodlesness?

        • wulff says:

          He was all around us, touching everyone with his noodly goodness, like it says in the Gospel. Can’t you read? (We know you can’t spell.)

        • tekhedd says:

          Actually, this is an excellent question that has been debated at length. Was spaghetti created in his image? We don’t know We aren’t entirely sure when the world was created–because he could easily manipulate the evidence, and our memories, it could easily have been created last Thursday. And we would have no way of proving this. This is just more proof of his power.

        • Midnight Rider says:

          The FSM said we would be persecuted. Glory to FSM!

  8. Anka Web Tasarım says:

    Who are you talking to? The only reference to what you are best known for is in your own post.

    • Big Guy says:

      mine and my impostor that is

      • TiltedHorizon says:

        This presents a problem Biggie….

        By your own standards only the real ‘Big Guy’ is sent to grey purgatory. The post by the alleged imposter admitting to masturbation is also in grey purgatory. Ergo, it really was you admitting to…. well, you know.

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