Is it time for an FSM billboard?

Published June 7th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

billboard2Can you picture it?  It could be amazing, if we do it right.  I’ve mentioned it before and had mixed responses.  Here are my thoughts:

It can’t be negative.  As an example, I was not a fan of the You Know It’s A Myth banners put up by the American Atheists.  


I am in favor of the AA’s substantive causes but I found this billboard campaign smug and petty (I feel the same about campaigns to remove Christmas trees from public venues). 

The high road.  If we put up a billboard, it must be a positive message – it must promote us and our ideals, not attack another group.  Satire and nonsense are great, attacking Christianity is boring and counter-productive.  I have no problem slamming Cthulhu and/or the IPU (She is in my drawing, also btw).

Send me your ideas/drawings. I’ll post them here. What would make a good billboard?  A pirate ship “full of beer and strippers”?  That might be interesting.  It’s been a while since I’ve seen a drawing of the Beer Volcano.  Send your submissions to me and we can decide what would look best.  We’ll worry about paying for the billboard space next.

Submissions (so far):


#1.  See the World, by Doug.


#1(b). Have you been touched, by Doug.



#2. Try Pasta, by Jo (Cardinal Fang)



#3. Touching, by Dan.



#4.  Teaching our children the truth, by Wayne.



#5.  Try FSM, by Kelly.



#6.  Main course for the soul, by Younger.




#7.  Two designs, by Doug.



#8.  I’d really rather you didn’t, by Jeffrey.

470 Responses to “Is it time for an FSM billboard?”

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  1. Kimberly says:

    I like #8. I’d really rather you didn’t, by Jeffrey the most. Really, that’s what human behavior should come down to.

  2. ps says:


  3. chrishaughton says:

    id love to help design a billboard! awesome!

  4. Reverend Dennis says:

    I like both of the number ones.

  5. SillyKiwiMan says:

    Why are there not more songs about nail fungus? Weird Al has a song called “Germs”, perhaps that comes close enough.

    • Keith says:

      Actually, Nail Germ Fungus might be a catchy name for a song.

      • Rev. Wulff says:

        I dunno, sounds more like the name of an alt-rock band.

  6. WILBUR BRUNER says:

    But what if you thought you had mice and you actually had elephants? I was not only a swine specialist, I was the only certified windmill repairman in Preble County in 1946. I contributed to the development of striped pigskin, now so widely used in the manufacture of shoes, handbags, and jock straps, by incorporating zebra genes in pig’s DNA. You should have mentioned that colorfully-striped items are available in not only horizontal and vertical stripes, but also in diagonal stripes.

    WILBUR BRUNER, County Extension Agent
    Cooperative Extension Service
    Ohio State University

  7. Skye pwyq says:

    the best ways to act like Vergil off demon may perhaps possibly weep

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    • Dante says:

      Virgil lacks sufficient electricity to flip or pelt right back. Of course Virgil wields Yamato similar to Sparta, but there the similarity ends. Virgil can take his unearthly arrows and shove them up his ass for all I care.

      • Virgil says:

        Dante has been a pain in the butt ever since he was featured in Dan Brown’s new book “Inferno.” True that I dreamed of a great deal of durability, but I do like to taunt demons. So get back together your business, Dante. I intend to invest in Sparda’s Intensity. So there!

  8. krod14 says:

    #1(b). Have you been touched, by Doug is definitely the best

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