You sicken me

Published April 16th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You sicken me with the fact that you now have my best friend believing in your stupid, sick, blasphemous crap you call a religion! I can tell you what it really is, BLASPHEMOUS, MADE DURING A DRUG BINGE, IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!!!! I am furious about the fact that there is a religion DEVOTED to SIN OF ALL THINGS! If you don’t change you and all your followers will be in a special place in hell just for IDOL WORSHIPPING, SIN LOVERS LIKE YOURSELF!!! You disgust me and I hope you see the truth before it’s too late.



I need more information on this “special place” in hell you refer to – will there be cake? 



2,393 Responses to “You sicken me”

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  1. Capt'n Freakn' Fusilli says:

    well there it is…freakn’ Christian tolerance for you. I love being threatened with imaginary pain and torment….makes me want to watch 50 Shades

    • jack says:

      exactly what I was going to say (damn Christian’s)

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  3. John says:

    Never mind the cake will this special place have strippers and kegs of rum that never empty? R’amen

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      I supect that Christian Hell does have strippers, John, (Mother Teresa, Fat Bastard etc.) and bottomless rum barrels just out of reach.

    • Jamie says:

      Reminds me of something shiny: “You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

  4. Pancit Priest says:

    Let me get this straight hell is a pirate ship with kegs of rum that you can’t touch and strippers with no nipples. FSM save me!!!!

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Don’t forget that said strippers all have suppurating STDs as well, Pancit Priest. But, Pastafarian Hell is not eternal (unlike some false religions), except for the likes of Fred Phelps, who still refuses to change his ways and seems to be enjoying himself as a stripper.

  5. Josh says:

    Pastafarians should kill themelves. They are stupid asswholes and dont deserve to live.

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