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You sicken me

Published April 16th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

You sicken me with the fact that you now have my best friend believing in your stupid, sick, blasphemous crap you call a religion! I can tell you what it really is, BLASPHEMOUS, MADE DURING A DRUG BINGE, IDOLATRY THAT WILL HAVE YOU BURNING IN HELL OR ON THE TABLE AFTER THE LAST WAR!!!! I am furious about the fact that there is a religion DEVOTED to SIN OF ALL THINGS! If you don’t change you and all your followers will be in a special place in hell just for IDOL WORSHIPPING, SIN LOVERS LIKE YOURSELF!!! You disgust me and I hope you see the truth before it’s too late.

Antipastifarian,

Chance

I need more information on this “special place” in hell you refer to – will there be cake? 

Interested,

-bobby



2,466 Responses to “You sicken me”

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  1. Excelsior says:

    An American Taliban. (see Irish Central):
    American citizen Walker Lindh, converted from Catholic to Islam when 16 years old. He was trained as a Taliban in Pakistan, fought for Taliban in Afghanistan where he was captured and sentenced to 17 years and now wants to go to Ireland to recruit more Taliban!
    Now that is a dedicated man with the wrong religion. If we could get such dedication into our FSM we could conquor the World!
    “Onward Pastafarians, going as to war! With the Pasta meat balls, going on before!”
    Ramen!

    • Captain B says:

      He’ll end up doing another 17 years in Ireland.

    • Keith says:

      Get him in a pub and let him get a few good pints of stout down his neck. He’ll soon forget all of this Allah nonsense.

  2. Excelsior says:

    Another tidbit from Irish Central: (circa April 10, 2019)
    Diarmud Martin, Archbishop of Dublin, in a TV documentary on Church abuse said that there were hundreds of pedophile priests in the Irish Church alone! If you extrapolate world wide there would probably be at least ten thousand or so! He said that since they abuse so many children, they can’t remember who they did what to!
    My dear Catholic friends, please don’t send your children to Church!
    It’s difficult to realise that only a few years ago Ireland was a rabid Catholic bastion. Now they have just legalized abortion and same sex marriage!
    I read the Irish Central news every day. It’s my favorite!

    • Captain B says:

      Excelsior, I think they have a long established history of illicit sexual activity. I was at uni with a girl whose mother was a nun and father a priest. Mediaeval monasteries used to have no rooms for novices, so, the monks would generously offer to share their beds on those cold winter nights.
      The Vatican should form an openly gay corps of priests (Opus Gayei?): I’m sure they’d have some lovely vestments and very special cilices.

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