Princess Beatrice’s FSM hat

Published April 30th, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

Attached is the photo of Princess Beatrice rocking her flying spaghetti monster hat. Way to go you royal pastafarian!

Peace, love and oodles of noodles,


63 Responses to “Princess Beatrice’s FSM hat”

  1. nedclark says:

    One of His Noodliness’ minions apparently has a pair of the limited-edition ‘FSM Decoder Glasses’, because they were able to tease his true magnificence from that gawd-awful “”hatlette”” (that’s in “double-quotation marks”) – the top/right image on the DAILY MAIL page link, below:.


    Are there any tenants of FSM-ism regarding BDS (British Dental Syndrome)?

  2. Big Guy says:

    News Flash May 02/11

    Flying Spaghetti Monster dead aka Osama bin laden.
    Buried at sea may god forgive them for there sins.

    • Baby RAmen says:

      Your trolling is reaching a new level of ‘suck’. It seems like you just gave up on trying to at least be funny. Really disappointing there Big Guy.

    • Pesto says:

      Wow! A new low, even for a not quite literate thumper like you!

    • Dman96 says:

      Man Big Guy, you REALLY suck at trolling. You would have just been better off saying The Cake Is a Lie.

  3. Prinny says let them eat cake says:

    Cake? What cake? You have cake? I mean, pasta is very good, but if you’ve got a Flying Cake Monster hidden away somewhere, or even a cake hatlette…
    I love cake.

    • Baby RAmen says:

      No, GLaDOS wants you to think she has cake, but she definitely does not, she is lying.

      • Prinny says let them eat cake says:

        No cake. Humph. I don’t understand how someone who loves pasta could lie about cake. It’s like someone who loves the Virgin Olive Oil lying about Baby Cheeses.

  4. Omnipotent Zombie says:

    this dress is a tribute to the FSM. we can observe that the design around her shoulder pays homage to His noodly appendages.

  5. tekhedd says:

    From the first time I saw this picture, I think that smile says “we made a dare, and now I’m wondering if it was such a good idea.”

  6. Big Guy says:

    TMZ May 04/11; reporting Osama FSM bin Laden was seen last night in the company of 72 cod fish near the Canadian Grand Banks. This is amazing due to the low Atlantic Cod stocks reported over the last 10 years of the Cod moratorium. He must really know how to pack bring in?

    • Baby RAmen says:

      What is a Call of Duty Fish?

    • tekhedd says:

      Confused. Does BG think he can troll us by taunting us with Bin Laden’s death? Is there some Taliban-FSM conspiracy theory I hadn’t previously been informed of? Please inform. thx

      • Encyclodpedia Brit says:

        @Tekhedd, BG has finally lost touch with reality. I’m sure the men in white coats are coming to take him away soon.

  7. piratesmee says:

    News Flash! The Princess is auctioning the hat. While there are many worthwhile causes to spend money on including our Kiva group, the proceeds are going to charity so perhaps some worthy Pastafarian may bid on this holy relic of the FSM’s visitation to the wedding.

  8. wulff says:

    To all my Pastafarian brethren and sistren, while we of the true faith have no organization as such, any who are in the vicinity of or can easily get to Port Washington, WI from June 3rd-5th, they are once again having the Port Washington Pirate Festival. It might be fun for some of us to gather there and celebrate the FSM’s acolytes. For information about the event, go to http://portpiratefestival.com. I hope to see some of you there.

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