Are you a retard?

Published February 3rd, 2011 by Bobby Henderson

I saw your retarded website and asked myself "why?" but then, there are a lot of crackheads in the world, and you seem to be one of the more insane ones. That is a joke website, right? Can you honestly tell yourself that you truly believe in this load of shit? Pasta is an inanimate food object. It cannot fly. It does not have eyes. It never was and never will be alive and breathing. For your own health, I ask you to stop whatever the hell you’re smoking.


444 Responses to “Are you a retard?”

  1. axel says:

    ooohhh.. i want to receive these funny hate mails too!!
    What do i have to do?? Convert?

    You got me. Where is the convert-form?
    Suddenly a nagging hunger came over me.
    I guess i need to eat a part of his Noodlyness right now and get the sacraments

    Do i have to proof my right confession?
    Is that enough?

    se(a) yah, aaarghhh…

  2. PastaBob says:

    What do you mean a fake religion. The Holy FSM is an animate sentient manifestation of the Universe. He is real- you can become one with him via his sacrament – by taking the eucharist of his Holy Noodley Appendage while you are high on ganga. The Monster LIVES.

    • Jo Switten says:

      R’Amen to that :) And cheers :)

  3. PastaBob says:

    PastaBob— You are truly a GENIUS!!!

  4. Ian says:

    What’s your god spf?

    • Ian says:

      Or axel wrong hatemail

    • Ian says:

      It is spf nvm

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  6. Aidan says:

    just as likely as a being of light that controlls everything but needs you money

  7. Justin says:

    Rather than a man like God who can breath in outer space, create planets from nothing, and is omni-present. Yea much more reasonable thinking.

  8. Daniel says:

    Spf I will pray that his Pastaness forgive you for your hateful ways, Eat spaghetti and receive the body of out lord…you can still reject the false water walker and come to your senses to serve him who boiled for not only my but also YOUR sins! repent spf, although the FSM God is a loving and forgiving God your blasphemy might make him very angry at you. I will pray for you

    Spagetti, penne and all kinds ofd pasta peaace for you



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