FSM Theme Park

Published December 9th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson


Open call for submissions!

How about it? Let’s brainstorm and see if we can’t come up with some fantastic attractions and artwork.  I will be shocked if we can’t outdo the Ark Encounter.  Here are some themes to work with but don’t let this limit you:

* Pirates

* Beer Volcano

* Midgets  (I’m making that hand waving gesture because it’s a touchy subject (I think (or is that a touchy subject to mention it))

* The mystery of the Pirate Fish (specifically why has its origin never been explained?)

* The Creation Mountains

What am I missing?

396 Responses to “FSM Theme Park”

  1. Steve Corneliussen says:

    “Pirates of the Creation” water ride…. modeled after Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean….

    Spaghetti Restaurant …. Pasta Restaurant ….

    Pirate themed Ferris Wheel…

    Grog Mug spinning ride… like the Tea Cup rides at the fair….

    “Treasure Shops”…. instead of Gift Shops….

    • Keith says:

      The pirate ride would need to be handled carefully. Just like Marvel Comics, Disney will sue for copyright infringement at the drop of a hat.

      • Scott says:

        You should not have a problem if you use “sarcastic air quotes” like this: “Pirates of the Creation”. There. Problem solved.

        Source: Copyright law.

    • Grant Posten says:

      YOU CAN’T FORGET OUR STRIPPER FACTORY!!! I know it is difficult, especially if children go but there has to be some sort of variation of the Stripper Factory found in the afterlife.

      • Rev. Wulff says:

        If Disney can have the adult themed Pleasure Island, I see no reason we can’t do something similar.

  2. REX says:


    • Keith says:

      Not a good idea to boil them then.

    • Meatballsyum says:

      And the meatballs could be the carts! and it could go through a giant colander of spaghetti!

  3. ye the ye says:

    can ther be meatball bumper carts?

  4. Tyler says:

    a place where you go to have midgets bless you
    Midgets because, of course, they are His chosen people

  5. Meatballsyum says:

    THe beer volcano should be a log flume ride, with a restaurant inside.

  6. Marcus says:

    I think a hotel on site would be fun! Pasta & pirate themed rooms, pirate bathrobes and colander hats for the kids, macaroni door handles and the front desk would be a giant dish of lasagna.

  7. squeakywaffles says:

    EDIBLE PIRATE HATS!!!! Like the guacamole ones but with spahgetti and meatballs

  8. Mr. Spexx says:

    What about a Marinara fountain and waterfall?

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