He Boiled for your sins

Published August 25th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

never forget

Zach’s drawing, I love it.  

I want to see the FSM being drained in a Colander.  Anyone?

46 Responses to “He Boiled for your sins”

  1. threonin says:

    Oh come on…
    FSM is to awesome to die on a cross like that pathetic zombie-jerk

    • kaora says:

      and beside it would be bad if the FSM came back like the faggot did, 3 days after eating him either get jump out of your chest like a freaknig alien, or thought your ass ( that could hurt a little too XD)

      FSM was boild for our sin, and ready in five minute thank to instant Ramen!

      • threonin says:

        lol, alien-resurrection would be badass!

    • Dylan says:

      This site pisses me off, this “religion” is based purley in spite of Christianity, and a whole group of people is being lead down the path of damnation, because one person didn’t agree with Christianity
      And, there are blasphemic pictures like this one that serve the amazing purpose of pissing me off alot
      Good job humanity

      • lurk says:

        Dude if you hate it so much then what are you even dooin on here syeah just saying RAmen

        • manoframen says:

          Christbro don’t flatter the zombie this site was created in spite of incorrectness which happens to include zombie lovers RAmen!,

  2. Theo says:

    upset christian emails start flooding in, in 3… 2… 1…

    • Insightful Ape says:

      Good. Low on hate mail for awhile.

  3. ۞ says:

    By ‘Sins’ Zach means ‘dinner’.

    • Thomas L. Nielsen says:

      Dinner is a sin??? Bummer :-(

      Pastafarian Greetings, and may the Sauce be with you,

      Thomas L. Nielsen

      • ۞ says:

        No ‘He boiled for your dinner’. Not sins.

        Dinner (along with lunch, breakfast, elevenses, afternoon tea, supper and ‘a quick snack or bite to eat’) is the most sacred meal of the day for Pastafarians.

  4. Teddifish says:


    *bows head*

    Blessed be his balls.

  5. tekhedd says:

    Don’t you realize how offensive and sacreligious this is? How can you profane my savior in this way?

    He would never allow himself to be put on a cross. In a colander, maybe.

    • ۞ says:

      Have you never heard of the Spagmata?

      • manoframen says:

        He boiled on the holy pot and cooled on the holy fork or pastafix

  6. N Kalanaga says:

    I’m with Stophe. Skewered on a fork would seem to be more appropriate for the FSM. However, it’s still a good image.

  7. Touched By An Angel Hair says:

    In similitude, I am willing to sacrifice several packages of Golden Grain (unblemished, of course) in order to obtain this sweet, sweet picture as a necklace pendant to remind me of his sacrifice for me. FSM, hear my prayer.


  8. Win says:

    Using this in a Comparative Religions class for secular humanistic Jewish children. Thank you so much!

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      You’re welcome, and Mazeltov!

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