The Loose Canon

Published July 26th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

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The FSM community project The Loose Cannon is complete.  You can read it online or download it in its entirety as a PDF.  Click anywhere above to check it out.

101 Responses to “The Loose Canon”

  1. cpanel argentina says:

    Highly descriptive post, I enjoyed that bit.

    Will there be a part 2?

  2. DanniLou says:

    Probably very late with this question, but what’s up with the “second edition” in print that is for sale online? I sawa bunch of angry comments posted about it on Amazon. Story, please? I’m a newb. :)

    • Eric Whitfield says:

      Dear DanniLou,

      You can pretty much get the full story if you go to the Venganza Forums. There is a thread under the category, “Scripture and Lore”. The thread is titled, “Fake Edition”. You can get a pretty good idea about what happened.

      That version of the Loose Canon went Out of Print yesterday January 10, 2015. It was on the market almost a year and only sold 18 copies. It was not the true Loose Canon. The 2nd Edition of the Loose Canon hasn’t been released yet.

      Eric Whitfield

    • Rev. Dr Jo Freddie says:

      The Concil Of The Olive Garden are still working on the second edition, which will be available on-line and as a free download.

      • Tootsie Farts says:

        I would love to read it.

        • Captain Fartpants says:

          Tootsie, it’s available as a .pdf for download.
          In passing (so to speak), cabbage beer is a most excellent beverage, that also guarantees total privacy.

  3. Rev. Jason E. Lee says:

    Dear brothern,

    Please post or email me a link to a location where I can purchase various books and literature regarding our glorious lord the Flying Spaghetti Monster. May you be bless by his sauce.

    Cheers mate,
    Rev. Jason E. Lee

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  6. Sonny says:

    Why is this page so hard to find from the main website. This is a very important thing and should be featured on the front page.

  7. david says:

    Will there ever be a an actual loose canon book to buy some where like amazon because that would be really cool.

    • Cap'n Bucatini says:

      If you want a hard copy, I suggest you print it out. Why would you pay for something that has been freely available for years?

    • Eric Whitfield says:


      It probably won’t be on Amazon but I can assure that there will be another printing of the Loose Canon.


      Eric Whitifield
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      Hubert, NC 28539
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      • Cap'n Bucatini says:

        Eric Whitfield,

        Fuck you for your despicable attempt to gain profit from the Loose Canon. May the great FSM torment you forever with stale beer and STD infected strippers!

        • Rasputin says:

          Well said, Cap’n B.

      • Cardinal Fang says:

        Eric Whitfield

        You’ve been through this before so you know the issues – but to tell everyone else.

        Young Eric does not have any permission from either the Council of the Olive Garden, or the original contributors to print or sell copies of the Loose Cannon.

        He tried this before, selling it on Amazon, and was slapped down for intellectual property theft.

        Eric – if you try to sell the Loose Cannon, or any part thereof without the explicit permission of the compilers and/ or the original authors of the pieces, that is stealing.

        And for everyone else – if you see the Loose Cannon for sale anywhere, it has been stolen. Do not buy it, but inform the Council of the Olive Garden of the theft so that they can take appropriate action.

    • chowmein says:

      The FREE copy in a loose leaf format should be the only from of presentation of The Loose Canon .
      You can imagine that you are in possession of the original scroll or manuscript lol . ARRRRRGH !

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