Paul the Psychic Octopus

Published July 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson


FSM and/or World cup fans might want to check out this Times of India article.

32 Responses to “Paul the Psychic Octopus”

  1. Nick says:

    I have been asserting Paul’s FSM avatar status amongst friends since I first read about his doubtlessly miraculous predictions. I’m so relieved that other pastafarians have made the connection as well! Ramen.

  2. Mercade says:

    This octopus is absolutely the hottest prophet

  3. Stefan says:

    All hail Paul. The prophet descendant of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Correct once again, Germany 0 Spain 1.
    May his appendages remain strong and correct in predicting football games.

  4. Gold Locket says:

    I dont see how they can say its a psychic octopus, apparently before this world cup he got around 30-40% of them wrong. Now if he predicted the scores, I’ld believe a bit more :)

    • Not so hairless Ape says:


    • Mr Cooper (all hail FSM) says:

      I don’t see how you can say its not a physcic octopuss.

    • Lioss says:

      Before the world cup,Paul made predictions for the european cup.During this he was wrong only once,so he was around 80% right.

  5. gordon_uk says:

    He’s been on the news again predicting a win for Spain in the final, Oddly it was between news on the hunt for Raoul Moat (a mad gunman lose in the north east) and cutbacks in the NHS, he is that important???

    • Mr Cooper (all hail FSM) says:

      We arte in the Uk, were people care more about football and celbrities than bollock-ticks (polloticks, yes i spelt it incorrectly on porpoise, just so i could make the porpoise joke) and real news

  6. Andres Calderon says:


  7. Hugo says:

    Who wants to start the church of paul?

  8. Someone says:

    6/6 Spain won the WC

    His Noodliness commanded Howard Webb to miss the obvious corner and give a goal kick!

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