Drunken Noodle Fest

Published July 30th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I would like to bring you in the loop on a yearly celebration in honor of FSM and all things noodly.  We call it Drunken Noodle Fest, and we are getting ready to celebrate the 4th annual next month ("DN4").  By we, I mean myself and my friend, Lee Kulick, and all of the Pastafarians we have managed to recruit.  We started the tradition a few years ago and have had a lot of fun with it!

The festivities are billed as "pirate camping adventures in the woods paying homage to FSM" and the event is held each summer in a public national forest location in Colorado.  We dress like pirates, drink grog, and have a jolly-good noodle of a time.  We do our best to keep the event as green as possible by recycling and packing out all of our trash.  The kids are rewarded for collecting litter, so we always end up leaving the location a little cleaner than we found it.

Each guest receives a Drunken Noodle survival kit.  In the past, these have included hand-made items, such as pirate-fish tote bags, 3-D FSM koozies, and FSM magnets; as well as rum shooters (for the adults) and all sorts of pirate-y stuff.  We camp from Thursday through Sunday and the main events occur on Saturday afternoon/evening. 

We have a costume contest and give great FSM prizes (t-shirts, Gospel of the FSM books, key chains, car emblems, etc).  Last year we made a FSM pinata, complete with giant meatballs and glow-in-the-dark googly eyes.  Since it was so much fun, we plan to have another pinata at DN4.  We will also be hiding a FSM pirate treasure (geocache) in hopes of spreading the word of FSM to others.  Guests have been asked to bring Pastafarian-related trinkets to include in the cache. 

Other items on this year’s agenda are a pirate-rubber-duck race down the creek (we will retrieve all of them, of course) and a hunt for the still-to-be-named rubber pirate chicken, both which will result in a special honor and fabulous prize package.  Note: I did not realize there was a pervading "rubber" theme until just this moment. 
Please let me know if you would like more information on Drunken Noodle Fest or would like to join the Drunken Noodle Pastafarians (private) group on Facebook.

All hail FSM!

Alicia Cassens

Co-founder, Drunken Noodle Pastafarians


dn koozie 

dn pinata

dn pirates sign

35 Responses to “Drunken Noodle Fest”

  1. Renboy says:

    ok this is my first time here and I dont want to take the lords name in vain but Flying Spaghetti damit! WTH is up with the dog behind the pirate sign? HE WAS DEF TOUCHED BY A NOODLE!!!

  2. chzbrgrmachne says:

    I live in Denver! Finally, there’s something going on here! :) I’d love to get some more info. This sounds like my sort of thing. Fun, intelligent like minded people, pirates, pasta, fun, pasta, beer, pasta, pirates, fun, pasta, and pasta. Please send me as much info as possible and please grant me access to the most blessed FaceBook group.

    Thank you and may His Noodliness grace you and yours,


  3. MystRunner says:

    Oh man. I’ve spent summers out in Colorado and would so love to join in on this. Sadly though I live in Indiana. Granted I would be willing to work with others to create a Midwest chapter of the Drunken Noodle Pastifarians.

    Also I’d be interested in more information about the Drunken Noodle Pastifarians but can’t find the facebook page.

  4. Scarlett says:

    If I lived closer to CO I would totally come!

  5. Bridget says:

    I would love to know when it is!

    (And what the Facebook page is?)

  6. Jobs says:

    Good site loving it from the word go practical stuff.

  7. Anamat says:

    I so wanna go to this! What date is this? Is it invite only? I would love to get info on this so I can be there!

  8. bonsai says:

    I live in Denver and would love more information. FSM has touched me in more ways than I can mention. :-]

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