this is all a hoax

Published June 7th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Hey man ……you are absolutely crazy ….

I honestly think this is all a hoax trying to get people so wound up.

You either have got so much time on your hands or you are just a total nutter.

Talk about Christians man…… maybe you should take a look at yourself… what are you?

Yes you do get nutty Christians but hey , so do you get nutty followers …many i assume from your flying church….

However no matter what you say or write or think, it will be the Love of Jesus who will bring you to him.

You see man i have been through so many things and paths and my life is not perfect…..but the only one who has loved me and stuck so close to me is Jesus Christ…. we are not talking about any man.

Why you give Him a try…i challenge you don’t just like Okay lets see you work in my life.

Go quiet and get serious and ask Him to take over your life….man you will not know what hit you and you will never be the same again.

Hey man…Jesus does love you no matter what you say or even think.

Cheer mate


307 Responses to “this is all a hoax”

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  1. Inge says:

    ….and while we all are frolicking here and people are still trying to figure out if THIS is a hoax, you (the people of the US) are sitting on a time bomb. Some of your most potent atomic plants are situated right in the middle of the tectonic earthquake ridge (Think FUKUSHIMA MANYFOLD!), your currency is going down the drain (more than ours, and that means something – only your government is sweettalking the situation better….), about 10 percent of your population seem to be convicts or ex-convicts, while only 50 % of the population work in order to pay for the second half. Children may handle guns but may not look at a female bosom. Statistically the risk to fall prey crossing the US on foot is higher than crossing most 3rd world countries. About a third of the US capital’s inhabitants cannot read and write properly. About 50 % do not know that the earth needs one year to go around the sun. Every third dollar the government spends is fictional (debt money – no chance ever to repay – inflation inevitable!)

    I would suggest to do something about all that and not try Religious Escapism.

  2. for lack of a better name says:

    Hey man ….. Those must be some awesome shrooms

  3. the beef machine says:

    Can I just say that I love this man? I don’t believe the same thing as him and he believes that fucking eternity is on the line for us here, he didn’t order us to love Jesus or burn he gave us the free trial to let us decide. Any god should be happy to give him eternal life whether it’s God, Allah, Brahman, Zeus, or His Noodleyness.

  4. Minister Claude says:

    while i have to say this man was polite he wasnt exactly respectfull in that no we arnt all crazy and no this isnt a hoax if jesus guides you then thats for you to know and not try to press upon us as we dont try to press that u should try warshiping his noodlyness but because you were polite at least i hope your diety takes care of you and your family in return

  5. cancer says:

    this is like telling people to be catholic in a buddhist temple

  6. Nate says:

    This guy sounds like he’s tripping. He’s just kind of drifting from topic to topi- whoa, look at my hands!

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