Religious exemption

Published June 8th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I don't mind writing these but I have a huge backlog of requests, so no promises

What do you think, will it work?

27 Responses to “Religious exemption”

  1. Rurounizakku says:

    It would work at my old school, though now my parents are making me go to a Christian school. I don’t think they’d take that well.

  2. Linguini Lass says:

    Damn! Wish something like this had been available when I was in school. Yep – I believe it will work.

  3. Kleffa says:

    I think is a great idea, because I have the phisics test the friday at 7 pm, and I dislike it… I want to have one of this…
    I think can you make a “religios exemption” form, to make it automatic I think “the pastafarian friday at nigth is holy” is a god reason for escape from classes

  4. Matt says:

    I tried that on my teacher, but it wasnt signed by Mr. Henderson so I have a feeling this one will work

  5. Wench Nikkiee says:

    “As a Pastafarian he does not subscribe to “false higher” powers.”

    How do we *feel* about irrational and imaginary numbers?

  6. Randy says:

    Rurounizakku @#9:

    Sorry to hear your ‘rents are forcing you to go to one of those violent fairytale schools. I hope you don’t get raped.

    May His Noodly Appendages protect you.


  7. Glen Simkus says:

    Ideally the wording would be more like:

    Please excuse Mr. Glen Simkus from his upcoming math exam. As a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monester he does not subscribe to other “higher powers”, and as such is not allowedto solve exponential equations.

    (you don’t mind if i edit it, do you?)
    But thanks again I will tell you if it works :)
    (yes, i am the real Glen Simkus)

  8. bungo says:

    Pastafarians should also have discounts for religious items, such as: beer, nachos, chicken wings and pizza. Especially during the world cup season!!!

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