FSM Float at Solstice Parade

Published June 20th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

Eric Jones spotted the FSM and crew at Fremont’s Summer Solstice Parade. Amazing!

I'm in awe of the scale. 

Appropriately named bar 'Sinners and Saints' in the background.  I'm told they have goldfish racing.

Side view.

I like that the Noodly Appendages are so large they need to be hoisted with poles.

Rear view.


And a video… looks like some sacred religious act happening:

The Seattle Atheists were behind this display. Awesome work, guys.

Eric has more pictures and videos of the show on his blog.

54 Responses to “FSM Float at Solstice Parade”

  1. Madalyn says:

    I second the motion…”You should have a forum on here where people can post FSM worship meetings and parties.”

  2. TiltedHorizon says:

    Some points….

    Sticking a meatball up your own butt only disgraces yourself. (and wastes a perfectly good meatball)

    Flossing your ‘taint’ with linguini sounds like something only a ‘pasta loving fuck ball freak’ a would do. Is it normal to sexualize something of worship? Does this mean Christians use the rosary as anal beads? I always suspected……

    I have to disagree with with Vagina, clearly FSM Sucks Dick is the Rizotti loving dick head. Considering what he does with pasta, he could be the best thing to happen to penis since, well, you Vagina.

    • Wayne says:


      The whole lot was from the same troll. No, not the Troll of the Century, he hasn’t been back for a while. My apologies for neutering your response in this fashion and, true to form, the response is a classic.

  3. TiltedHorizon says:

    Not sure how you get that I am a ‘Jewish bastard’ from my post but since there is no rhythm or rhyme to stupidity I’ll give you some latitude.

    To answer your question, based on the ingredients, looks like your recipe would be called spaghetti and dick. I suspect its a meal your familiar with, the spaghetti is obviously added so you can reassure yourself of your heterosexuality as you get on your knees and give thanks for the meal you are about to receive, and receive, and receive, and receive……

    • Wayne says:

      TH, I refer to the above…

  4. Papa Cholo says:

    I am new to this religon and enjoy the beer and fridays. Do we really have to gay and suck another mans dick?

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      You may be new to this religion but you are certainly no stranger with that other stuff… stop pretending.

      • tiltedhorizonofcock says:

        fag :D

  5. clxxxiv says:

    ? What do you believe in?

    • Wayne says:

      The immediate removal of trolls from our place of congregation. Other than that, I don’t even believe what I see half the time.

  6. Puma says:

    Ah, I do so miss Seattle. My wife and I can’t wait to move back! With all the pirates there I am sure it is FSM’s country. Truly it is touch by his noodly goodness!

  7. Iamme says:

    According to the level of some comments and choice of words of so-called god-believers makes me think:
    the number of braincells of FSM-believers versus other-believers must be 1.000.000 versus zero. Need I say more?

    • Chris says:

      The “zero” in your analysis may, in fact, be way too generous. I would suggest replacing it with a negative, or even imaginary number.

  8. tiltedhorizonofcock says:

    TiltedHorizon is a fag. :)
    I think most people hate u and ur dumb jew ways.

    I think u should not exist ;) as I will not be back on this site for a while … i hope u get eaten by a demonic mountain ox and that he rips ur sphincter out.

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      Another visit from our phallic loving troll. Yeah! Are you still shoving meatballs up your…. um…. nevermind, silly question, of course you are.

    • The Reverend Toni Rigatoni says:

      Hi Big Guy, knew you wouldn’t be able to resist it!

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