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Yo ho ho a (pastafarian) pirate’s life for me.

Published May 9th, 2010 by user-submitted

I was reading the lyrics of the current pirate’s theme song and was disappointed about the lies, so i revised it. here you go:

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We pillage, we plunder, we eat ramen, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We give candy to the kids,

Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We’re cooks, not crooks, we love you all,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We all Drink grog, and then set sail, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We bring praise, spread the word 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We eat the noodles, and dring the grog, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

We’re freinds, preists, prophets, and monks, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

We’re helping all that we see, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho.

 

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 

We are sterotyped and attacked everyday,

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho. 

Aye, but we’re loved by The Flying spaghetti monster, 

Drink up, me ‘earties, yo 



9 Responses to “Yo ho ho a (pastafarian) pirate’s life for me.”

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