meager pirate boat

Published May 16th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I can relate

I’m a poor broke college student, so I can’t quite afford a ship. This is the next best thing.

20 Responses to “meager pirate boat”

  1. N Kalanaga says:

    25 pounds of gold will go a long ways.

  2. Wench Nikkiee says:

    How on FSM’s drunken creation are we all going to fit in/on there?

    ps. Needs a flag.

  3. Fred says:

    Ah, but me wench, ’tis but the starts of a flotilla! Thousands of kayaks, far as the eye can see!

  4. Ar-r-r-r-r-rmonica Bob says:

    At today’s prices, 25 # of GOLD is worth $490K Pile on and paddle like hell! You can buy a decent ship later. HB
    p.s. First thing to buy is a BIG gun. Caliber should start with a 4 or better.

  5. Mike says:

    Be careful where you’re putting your cutlass!

  6. Gregorovius says:

    A great boat isn’t best than this small kayak. As FSM has a lot of tentacles, you can get a pirate fleet of light weight boats with another poor students to enjoy sailing close the waves, more than in any other ship. Moreover you can shoulder the kayak from any water body to another across the whole creation; and also over a car, if any friend have one.
    Poor people we are the pasta eaters, for Glory of FSM!

  7. Starlite says:

    Hey, it’s better than our boat! We have a sad little rubber raft named Flubber, and it weighs a TON. Kayaks are light and movable, as others have pointed out, as well as much more maneuverable and spray paint-able than rubber rafts. Our boat’s not very fast, and we can’t even take our cutlasses on board for fear of sinking the ship.

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