Lab commandments

Published May 7th, 2010 by user-submitted

My head of the lab ask me for drawing a parody of the 10 commandments (with images of gods and angels) but writing the lab’s rules.

I explained her than a lab is a science and rationalism sancturay and that old myths and superstitions couldn’t be drawn in a serious one.

For this reason I did this other one, with the image of the real faith.

The text is in an obscure European language that we like to name Catalan.

18 Responses to “Lab commandments”

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  1. Keith says:

    Nicely done. looks sort of “Pig Latinish” to me.

  2. Pilot wench says:

    Nice job!!!

  3. Pirate Esmond says:

    I will have to ask for translation for the original pirate language to english. It is ok to miss-translate a few line to fit our morden goal, other commandments do.


  4. atheistwars says:

    how about I believe in WHATEVER I want – even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI
    MONSTER! – and you have nothing to say!

    let me show you the end results of this particular *ONE-DIMENSIONAL SCIENTIFIC MODE*
    of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely divorced from
    any human objectives…

    this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS*
    THE BOOBQUAKE – 911!
    hey, atheists don’t even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!!
    they thought BOOBIES had no effect… WRONG!

    see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you:
    jen is unable to see that there is a CONFLICT BETWEEN EROS & SCIENCE….


    see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION – THAT
    OF LIBERATION – not just merely harmless expression…

    Visit for the BOOBQUAKE:










  5. JuulManden says:

    Can someone please make a translation?

    Anyway nice picture.

  6. Maurog says:

    The first five:

    1. Friday shall be sanctified as a cleaning day.

    2. Consecrate the instruments of your chores according to schedule.

    3. Thou shalt fight evil so it doesn’t flood the sanctuary. Empty the waste regularly!

    4. Thou shalt not steal the material of someone else. Though shalt not covet the pipettes of your neighbor. Each bottle belongs with its couple.

    5. Thou shalt not desecrate the material with an unspecified instrument. Verily, it shall remain pure.

  7. John says:

    Can someone please send me the full translation of this text to my email or facebook
    [email protected]

  8. Sandor says:

    Oh, i’m from Barcelona, i will translate it…

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