I don’t know if you realize just how offensive this is

Published April 19th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I don’t know if you realize just how offensive this letter is. Obviously, it’s satirical and some may think “clever,” but mockery is never wise.

I’ve never been able to understand why it is that those who call themselves “atheist,” “agnostic,” or whatever other label they wish can’t see that, in all reality, intelligent design (or rather a relationship with Christ) is the more intelligent route. If we (Christians) are wrong, then who cares? Nothing will happen to us because there is no after life, no higher power, no second death, but at least we lived a life worthy of something. We had something to look forward to, and hey, if it isn’t true then we’ll never know cause we’ll be DEAD. On the other hand, if Christians are right, those self-proclaimed atheists (etc) are pretty much screwed. What did you live for? Advancement of human life? By what? Living for yourself; living according to your own standards. In my opinion, your religion (yes, atheism is a religion) is selfish and irresponsible. The only reason you don’t want to admit that there may just be a higher power is because you don’t want to answer to it. You don’t want to have to change your lifestyle; to live according to HIS standards.

I’m so sorry that you feel this way. I pray for people like you each and every night. I pray that God will hit you over the head with some sense and knock you to your knees.

And FYI: Intelligent design has just as much (if not more) merit as the evolutionary theory. Evolution is a theory: it hasn’t been proven. There may seem to be evidence, but you may be forgetting one minor detail: care to explain how the first cell appeared? Where it all began? Good luck because, unfortunately for you, even if there isn’t “overwhelming evidence” that there is a God, we Christians will have lived a fuller life knowing and believing that we have been saved by the power of Christ’s sacrifice on the cross. We are loved far greater than we can comprehend. And guess what, so are you. God loves you, even if you don’t know that yet.


588 Responses to “I don’t know if you realize just how offensive this is”

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  2. Hybrid says:

    If atheism is the belief of there being no God (or gods), and Pastafarianism is a religion based on a God, how is it atheism? Seems pretty theist to me.

    But then again, what would I know? Afterall, I dont believe that a 2000 year old jewish zombie will purge my soul of an evil present in me because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a forbidden fruit if I ask for his forgiveness. Christianity makes perfect sense.

    I believe the Bible once said “Let he who lives in a glass house throw the first stone” (or at least something along those lines).

    • Jakob says:

      as Bobby Henderson writes in: “join us” a member is not required to believe that everything is literal. and besides your “Let he who lives in a glass house throw the first stone” is contradictory with the actal thing (let he that have no sin throw the first stone)

      • Thomas L. Nielsen says:

        So only people who are without sin (for a given value of sin) are allowed to live in glass houses? Probably just as well, since people in glass houses have to do pretty much all of their sinning in the basement. Unless they have an exhibitionist streak. But since I’m guessing that exhibitionism ranks pretty high in the “Top 100 of Sin”, exhibitionism would invalidate their permit to live in a glass house in the first place. So no problem, right?

        Please let me know if I misunderstand something.

        Regards & all, rAmen and Arrr,

        Thomas L. Nielsen
        Transparent Domicile Inspector

    • AwesomeEpic says:

      This cleared up christianity for me… I had been struggling with how to really understand it …THANKS! R’amen

  3. Ryan K. says:

    Look, person, all you just did was explain Pascal’s Wager. Sure, it’s a sound theory, but if you’re going to believe in god or not, you should be making that decision based on logic and your true feelings on the matter, not probability.

    May you all be touched by His noodley appendage.

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      C’est ne faire rien. Bon jour!

      • Thomas L. Nielsen says:

        Assumes stern expression: Please sir, no flirting with the spam-bots!

        (Fem-bots, now, that’s a whole different issue. Pyrate fem-bots in particular).

        Regards & all,

        Thomas L. Nielsen
        Cyber Monitoring Authority
        Luxembourg Office

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