The FSM is not a real religion

Published January 28th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM is not a real religion. You just made it up and decided to plagiarize the bible. If you’re going to make up a religion have a fucking imagination and come up with you’re own quotes that haven’t been scammed off of the other legitimate religions of the world.

~Christine ~

284 Responses to “The FSM is not a real religion”

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  1. Uthor says:

    I think that everyone should just chill out.

    It’s not as though Christine’s ‘loving’ god requires that we be burned at the stake for choosing a different brand of deity… Well, not anymore.

  2. Rosco says:

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster (may all be touched by His noodly appendage) and the Invisible Pink Unicorn (may all be pushed by Her pink horn) are two of the most recent gods created by man. All gods have always been created by man and not the other way around. Man saw lightening and thought WTF the gods must be angry so they sacrificed a goat. If the lightening stopped it was very bad for goats as one would be sacrificed every time there was ligtening. If the lightening didn’t stop they would sacrifice something els possibly even a person. At least the FSM and IPU are fun loving non sacrificial religions. I hope that we may one day see the mating of the FSM and the IPU, although an invisible pink flying spaghetti unicorn with a horn and two meatballs would probably be censored except that it would be invisible to all but true believers

  3. Reggie Dixon says:

    Christine – Your troll-fu is weak

  4. plumberbob says:

    @ ~Christine ~,

    Why wouldn’t it be a religion? It has a deity, a creation myth, a scripture, an eschatology, a mission, an afterlife; it’s just like every other faith.

    Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

    1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

    2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

    3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

    How about these quotes?:

    Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
    H. L. Mencken
    US editor (1880 – 1956)

    “This would be the best of all possible worlds if there were no religion in it”. John Adams, Founding U.S. President

    “We discover in the Gospels a groundwork of vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, superstition, fanaticism, and fabrication”. Thomas Jefferson, Founding U.S. President

    “A just government, instituted to secure and perpetuate liberty, does not need the clergy”. James Madison

    “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag, carrying a cross.” – Sinclair Lewis

    “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.” -Seneca (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century CE)

    “Question with boldness even the existence of God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear” – Thomas Jefferson


  5. Buffy says:

    Wake up, Christine. All religions are made up. Just because yours is a few thousand years old and has a patina of legitimacy it doesn’t change the fact that it’s man-made. It was pulled out of the backsides of humans as much as any other religion.

  6. koobaxion says:

    We are pirates, of course we would steal!

  7. Shelldigger says:

    As has been already pointed out, very nicely I might add, you might want to do a little research on your “original” religion. Of course this wont happen. They drop in, leave little piles of crap and then scoot on out of here before they get their butts caught in a position where they might actually have to learn something.

    It must be such a wonderful existence, wallowing in ignorance, rationalizing everything you cant understand till it fits in your little feeble minds. The essence of religion.

    May the FSM be with you.

  8. Jk says:

    Lol I don’t think she picked up on the fact that Pastafarianism is a spoof on Christianity. Silly delusional christians. Bow to the power of our spaghetti god or be forever condemned by his saucy wrath.

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