Iron Chef sighting

Published January 20th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I was watching a while ago Iron Chef America and suddenly I saw His Noodliness appear in a block of ice. They claimed it was a crab, but I know what I saw and got some screen captures so my fellow church members can see for themselves this miracle.


24 Responses to “Iron Chef sighting”

  1. albinocavewoman says:

    He is omnipotent! That implies that he could certainly grow claws if he chooses. It is not our place to question his motives. Cast aside all doubt and keep the faith!

  2. Steven Wanzell says:

    That’s it! After this proven sacred vision, I’ve decided to stop making art and designing gorgeous and excessive baubles for the rich. Instead, I shall chastise and convert the ‘denooded’ savages of Antarctica.

    Oh, wait. Is that still there?

  3. Burrowing Gruel Beast says:

    Curses. Foiled again by the strong faith of Pastafanarians.
    Stay away from my followers in Antartica. >.<

  4. Franko says:

    I know what I saw, too! It weren’t no crab! And the stuff on the plate looked to have a good bit of noodly goodness to it, too. Yum Almighty!

  5. Jamie says:

    Those legs look mighty noodly to me.

  6. Amanda says:

    Those aren’t claws, His appendages are holding up large shell pasta so we will know that He does not want us to limit ourselves to one type of pasta, for He loves all his noodles equally.

  7. BRENTON says:

    ITS A FUCKING CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  8. bruceo says:

    That crab is clearly not fucking.

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