LOL, speghetti monster

Published December 15th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

LOL, speghetti monster, that’s funny.
I’ll pray for you buddy, you should stop making jokes about faith, no matter what religion you’re trying to attack on that website.
Jesus loves you, even when you don’t believe in him.

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, and for whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven.”


196 Responses to “LOL, speghetti monster”

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  1. Drained and Washed Clean says:

    116 – James – Mar 24th, 2010

    So… I don’t think that this is what grown people should waste their time on.
    — I agree. It is pretty obvious that all religion is a waste of time. Please note, not everyone on this website thinks this. Just the anti-theists, and I am one of those.

    I don’t think that religion bashing is a very adult way to argue.
    — I am still confounded how requiring facts and proof of something is bashing? Also, calling someone out on inhumane acts (like destroying the entire planet because you get pissed, or telling your followers to rape women and kill children… yeah, and then we come to the past couple centuries and go into the Crusades and the Inquisition… Ridiculous and horrible carnage all “ordered” by something that cannot even be proven to exist) is bashing? No. The truth is the truth whether or not you choose to accept it.

    If you don’t agree, use facts and opinions to bolster your cause, not your own opinions to rip the others down.
    — The only ones not offering proof and facts to bolster their cause is the religious side. We do not have to prove that god exists. We already don’t believe that. It is up to you to prove it does exist. We have offered fossil records and DNA evidence for evolution, the big bang for the starting of the universe, and comets have amino acids which could have jump started life. You cannot even prove that Jesus walked this planet (he exists nowhere in Roman records… and they kept great records). So, instead of coming here and running your mouth about proof and facts, how about you offer some.

    This site is pretty blasphemous to any god, deity, or cult, and it’s kind of sickening.
    — The bathroom is down the hall and to the left if you need to vomit. I think the fact that religion has and is continuing to cause massive amounts of death and carnage in this world is sickening. I also find it sickening that people who practice these religions refuse to acknowledge the amount of damage they cause physically and mentally to others who refuse to believe like they do.

    It’s kind of sad when an sixteen year old has the good sense to say what needs to be said.
    — A 16 year old can only regurgitate what has been told to her/him by pastors, parents, etc. He/she has not done research or formed their own opinion. Until one has actually opened their mind to other possibilities, they really cannot know what needs to be said.

    I hope that this is a joke site for pathetic atheists to come and bash other religions on, because it seems to be about as real as Pamela Anderson’s boobs.
    — With the reference to something that is so obviously fake, one would think that you almost got it. But no… you are another one of those who doesn’t read or follow the directions CLEARLY placed on the home page. So, you are just as bad as everyone else. Speaking to things you have no idea about because you refuse to do your own research. We don’t bash other religions. Ask the Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, etc on this site. We only bash the people who blindly follow and run off at the mouth about things they have no idea about.

    We don’t go to other religions’ websites and tell them they are full of crap. Could you give me the city, state, and name of your house of worship so I can stroll in and tell them how it is pointless to follow some invisible zombie sky daddy? You are obviously OK with people doing that since that is exactly what you just did. Just remember: We don’t lash out, we just lash back.

  2. Drew DeVault says:

    You know, I looked up that quote mentioned in the letter, and all I found was some book written 3,000,000 years ago by sheepherders. Could you clarify?

  3. Eduardo Bautista says:

    If god loves us so much he would let us fruit from trees and not make a devil…

  4. pastafarian igo says:

    @ rob comment #107
    rob you have to remember rob this is a real religion this is no joke religion no parody like bobby said in the about section of the site Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

  5. Ryan says:

    Stop quoting from the bible, please…we’ve all heard it a million times…and it’s not really helping, now is it?

  6. flying spaghetti monster hater says:

    ok listen it was pretty unique that you could just think of a flying spaghetti monster but making fun of christianity is not cool i think people should beleive in what they want but not make fun of others. The sad thing is taht god gave up jesus for people like you who make fun of the bible. Its no joke and you should go to jail for treason just get rid of the whole thing and come up with new i deas taht are fake dont make fun of things that really happened

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      Soon as you can prove what the BuyBull said happened REALLY did, I’ll apologize, hater! If God really gave up his son – his self – his son – his self (Shades of Chinatown!) for we who make fun of a book, then I guess he screwed up, didn’t he?

  7. Rob says:

    Jesus loves you even if you don’t believe in him? So he loves me but will send me to hell for disbelief

  8. Jessie says:

    I must say, the fastest way to get people pissed off at you and make yourself look like an ass at the same time is to quote the bible.

    Especially to people that really don’t want to hear it!

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